Would you have sex with the person who will post AFTER you?

Was that a yes or no?
wait, I can answer that.
sadly, it's no.


As always, though, I will answer yes.

Such dillegance! It might've been an "I forgot to answer the damn question", but it was going to be a no. So's this.

I am the thread Nazi.

No Sex For You!

I'm down with the no sex, Mr. Cat. Maybe a couple of beers, rather?

And I'll say... no.

Correct!

No.

shit damn.

sure..

looks like this is just kinda a roll of the dice here...

Not your number, I'm afraid.

No.

feels a little like e-rape every time i reply on this thread...
no? i don't understand.. sounds so much like yes

Fine, post now.

Yes.

thank you

probably not. i'm pretty satisfied at the moment.

Damn I'm to late.

Maybe

That's right, I'm that awesome.

No.

so true..

and now maybe

She would for sure.

Yes

Three dudes for me so far? Hmmm, I'll say yes and just takes what comes...no pun intended.

*Basking in the glow of fantastic sex with Sinope*

Whew. Need a ciggie now.

I'll go with the law of averages and say....no.

Edit: And damn you, internet tubes, with your lag and netflixes.

Uh, hey, you, next poster. Probably not, but maybe. I waffle.

Waffling gets you the boot.

And the poster below me will be licking those boots . . .

sounds good to me.

maybe.

yup.

Sinope wore me out. Could we just cuddle?

Edit:
And could I type faster?

And...Nope. No more sausage for me, I'm full.

If all I get is a "maybe" I'm so not renting that Mario costume.

Oh, and to the next victim, yes.

yes then.