Secrets

I can't keep any secret...

Sorry guys~!

that's no secret

Well, that sucks.

Secrets... mm...

I thought about a woman while I had sex with my boyfriend this morning

I've done that alot *blush*

we should start a club...and buy matching shoes

Yeah it's pretty cool ain't it.

only if we get new pocketbooks to go with the shoes

I am amoral. The choices I make are based solely on discretion, desire and consequence assessment.

Me three.

MOTHER FUCKING BUMP!

I often wish I could have switched places with my brother, b/c i think im alot stronger.

I'm a slut...



what?

ohh secrets....

i used to see a shrink and therapist on a regular basis, i fear going back because i think if i'm completely honest with them they might try to put me away

i used to be catholic until recently... it was 21 years before i stopped believing in god.


i don't like to be around people i don't know, otherwise i feel all weird.
i don't like people i don't know randomly touching me so when i'm in the movies i often find myself leaning forward if someone is behind me and i keep my knees and arms close into myself.
i have tend to have this feeling that people don't like me, which tends to be why i never request a persons friendship on here.

i went to see a shrink once. he booted me out of his office in ten minutes.
i once drank 21 shots of tequila to win $200.
i drove my truck into 5 feet of standing water. it died.
my ex-girlfriend barfed sushi onto my naked lap while giving me road-head.
i did an enema with coffee, rum and psylicibin when i was 22.
ive been in jail dozens of times.
i used to cross-dress.
ive never cheated on a girlfriend, once verbal exclusivity was reached.
i dream about dying in a car crash almost nightly.
i dream about death or sex every night.
i wish women would wear less make-up.
i love to bite and lick a pert, round ass.
i gamble for a living.
i once lobbed a canteloupe out a moving car. it landed on some dudes dinner plate.

thanks, i feel better now.

i was raised as a jehovah's witness and was one til i was about 20 or so. and it will never stop being a family issue. NEVER.

oh yea, and i'm anti-marriage. for myself anyways. not really a secret per se but i stopped telling my (girl) friends due to the weird looks.

i curse myself for my constant hatred though I never show it.

Oh. and those plans that went msising from the construction site in RB? for the who-knows-how-many-acres-of-housing-development??? And the torn out lines, the destroyed markers for the sewer system and the vandalized equipment.????


Yeah.

I like sex so much because it seems to be the one thing that takes my mind off all the other bullshit in my ife.