give it your best shot...

lets hear your best pick-up lines!

(or corniest funniest weirdest whatever you choose)

GO!

Yo Kawai'i Ko Chan, Ocha Doe. (Which, I'm told, means "hey cutie, wanna go get some tea" in Japanese.)

Baby......Your finer than a new set of snow tires !

Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

nice shoes. wanna fuck?

Is there a mirror in your pants? Cause I can sure see myself in them...

Those pants look good on you.............They would look better on my floor

wanna see my underooo's. (and really have them on) (this wil only work on the drunk bar scene)

Your name must be Damn...............Because when you walkin everybody said.......DAMN

I had a drunk chick say to me "fuck I love your dreds, I could sell you to at least 4 of my friends."

I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a bananna cream

If I said you had a beautiful body...would you hold it against me?

Is it just me.......or Are you on fire!

How do you get through metal detectors with guns like those?

Both your parents must be retarded...because you're veeeery special.

After waiting until 1:30 when everyone's drunk but I've only had one beer:

"Hi, my name's Adam. For the next few hours I'm going to seem like a good idea."

You've got something in your eye....

No, wait. It's just a sparkle.

You must have come fromHeaven....Because you are an ANGEL

Wanna have sex?

Your eyes are long Vermont roads.

Come with me if you want to live!

What? Me? *awkward silence*