Self-Deprecation thread

So many People are Appreciating these days and if you've taken Basic Economics you know what that means!

The Rest of us are Depreciating!

use this thread to Spread the news on just how badly(Not how well because that's reason we appreciate people) you suck!

I'll kick it off

Drakyn's Not nearly as clever as he thinks he is and his Gross disregard for the rules of proper capitolization is but more proof that he needs to be sent to remedial Preschool

You Suck Donkey dong Drakyn!

I pretty much just suck at everything.

and no one loves me

and and and

*sniffle*

pourquoi?

I ask too many questions *cries*

and cry too much *WAAAAAAAH!*

I Made an SG Feel all emo and smelly..... Tis a Crime worthy of public flogging of the privates!(Not private Flogging of the pubis)

i'm too selfish.

and i'm afraid to risk it all.

I laugh at all my jokes far too much.
I don't take chances hardly ever even though I'm dying to on the inside.
I question most things far too much.

I've had a terrible week. I feel useless and pathetic.
I'm too stupid to get through my math class and i'm going to end with a useless liberal arts degree living off of my boyfriend until he finds someone better and younger.
I have nothing to offer the world and I feel like a whore.

I'm ugly
I'm a dick
I'm poor
Women hate me
I never have any thing interesting to say
This could go on for awhile.............Basically I'm not worth a damn

i appreciate myself FAR too much.



...and i've got aids.

I live off others, like a parasite of a decaying empire, and so I am morally bankrupt.

in my whole life, I have dreamed of nothing but easing my own anxieties. the only compassion or even genuine respect for others in my heart is a residual product of fear and paranoia. whether covering up emotional weakness with hostility and aggressiveness, or trying to package cowardice and sell it off like a commodity, I only ever manage to give what I could not successfully digest.

the poorness of my talents is only exceeded by my underappreciation or total neglect of the successes of others. on my best days, I rain down like dark storm clouds.

actually, you know who does this better than anybody? Dostoyevsky. Notes from the Underground.

I have trouble going to the grocery store.

ok now to get into the real self-deprecation...

I'm a lazy, worthless, messy, bastard.
I've gotten by in life on brainpower, and almost no effort, and it's coming back to kick my ass.
I'm beginning to seriously question my ability at mathematics, and my overall intelligence in general.
I can't do anything I'm supposed to do, because I have some psychological hang up that I can't fucking get over, and it's killing me on the inside.
I will be an utter failure at life because the things I need to do, I don't do.
My penis curves to the left and I fucking hate it.
I'm a completely unproductive member of society.
I'm wasting space, wasting oxygen, wasting time, wasting money.
I'm a mean, sarcastic, cynical bastard, and one day I am going to be completely alone because of it.
I know this, and yet I know that I can do nothing to change it.
I have been completely unsuccessful at every attempt to change the things I hate about who I am (which has given rise to my belief that people cannot really change).
I'm a disgusting, sickening pervert.
I'm indecisive.
I have a fear of social encounters.
Meeting new people scares me. Having to talk to people I don't know scares me to death.


Man...this thread made me remember how much I hate myself.

Thanks...

i go too far too fast
i'm lazy as hell
i'm moody

I have created a thread that Makes people Depressed and weepy,

I haven't felt this tingly inside since I pissed a person off so badly that their throat lesioned and burst almost drowning her in her own blood.

and that is why I'm a bad person

Let's see you puppy kickers compete with that

I killed a man in Reno....

just to watch him die.

I'm a carbunkle on the ass of Society!

i disagree.

I once slept with a guys best friend to get back at him for cheating on me.
I can't make friends with other women, they hate me
I can't make male friends because I fuck them because I have no back bone to tell a guy to fuck off
Because of the above the only person in my life is my boyfriend and I don't deserve him.
I'm ugly. I'm fat.
I have a hammer toe
My legs are fat and i have a hideous knee birthmark
I have bumpy man knees
My thighs are huge and I have cellulite
My ass has no shape and it sags. My hips jut out at different angles.
My stomach has no definition, no matter how much I work out
My rib cage sticks out forward instead of in
my breasts are two small and my nipples are two big.
My arms grow hair
my fingers are stubby
My neck is not defined
my face is fat
my lips are too small
my nose is crooked
I have no cheekbones
my eyes look an aliens
my hair is frizzy and dry and never looks good no matter what i do to it
my ears are too big

I recite that list every night in the mirror but i still eat like a fucking cow.
If i'm not pretty or charming I have nothing left
I want to be great, i want tol be Allen Ginsberg or Edna Millay or Jasper Johns, but I am nothing
i dumped all my bets on being pretty but i'm not pretty enough
i will end up living off of a man and i will hate myself

My uterus is rotten and i'll never have children because it is rotting inside of me

Isn't it supposed to be that way?

Maybe it's Evolution!

*Hums the X-Men Theme*

I feel a sudden need to go give CherishChain a hug....

sorry, shitty week. I feel a bit better now though.

you make me cry...

my god. I think we need to kill this thread. end it now, it will take us nowhere good. I'll get started on it.

Is anyone else concerned by the tragic potential of this thread?

edit: I see I'm not alone.