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JUN 30, 2011 08:40 PM
JUN 30, 2011 08:42 PM
Princelogos said:
rerusynjeh said:
Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.
I tried saying mass genocide once, bet you can't guess what I was told.
That was 40 yrs ago, and after I'd been on a soccer team, saw a few broken legs, but nobody died.
I've played, coached, and was a referee. I've never tried mass genocide, but I know that soccer can be exhausting. 
JUN 30, 2011 08:44 PM
JUN 30, 2011 08:45 PM
rerusynjeh said:
Princelogos said:
rerusynjeh said:
Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.
I tried saying mass genocide once, bet you can't guess what I was told.
That was 40 yrs ago, and after I'd been on a soccer team, saw a few broken legs, but nobody died.
I've played, coached, and was a referee. I've never tried mass genocide, but I know that soccer can be exhausting.
Especially Mass soccer.
JUN 30, 2011 08:46 PM
JUN 30, 2011 08:46 PM
JUN 30, 2011 08:55 PM
JUN 30, 2011 08:56 PM
JUN 30, 2011 09:00 PM
rerusynjeh said:
Princelogos said:
rerusynjeh said:
"Would you fuck me? I would fuck me."
I have a friend that named her cats Listerfiend and Pillowpants.
Is that a general question? Doesn't that belong on the "things not to say on a first date" thread?
Jay said it when he was mimicking Buffalo Bill. Unless my mind is over-tired and combining movies. Ok, so I misquoted... It's actually "Jay: [dancing to "Goodbye, Horses"] Would you fuck me?... I'd fuck me... I'd fuck me hard..."
I'm pretty sure if I said it on a date, they'd just say yes.
Probably so, what's a date?
JUN 30, 2011 09:02 PM
JUN 30, 2011 09:02 PM
JUN 30, 2011 09:08 PM
Ummm.... by definition it is where two people agree to go out as more than just friends. The guy traditionally picks up the girl and brings her to the restaurant or movie. Whoever asked the person 'out' can pay although most guys I have read/heard agree that the guy will pay although he likes her to offer to at least split (although I have not experienced this so called gentlemanly gesture). Then they discuss whatever they want to find things in common and decide if they would like to know more or practice procreation.
My experience (I haven't dated much, btw) tends to be on the more disappointing spectrum.
JUL 01, 2011 12:03 AM
JUL 01, 2011 03:06 PM
rerusynjeh said:
Ummm.... by definition it is where two people agree to go out as more than just friends. The guy traditionally picks up the girl and brings her to the restaurant or movie. Whoever asked the person 'out' can pay although most guys I have read/heard agree that the guy will pay although he likes her to offer to at least split (although I have not experienced this so called gentlemanly gesture). Then they discuss whatever they want to find things in common and decide if they would like to know more or practice procreation.
My experience (I haven't dated much, btw) tends to be on the more disappointing spectrum.
We need to change your user name to Miss Literal.
Procreation ?! NO ! It was just hot SEX that was on the menu, being a complete lunatic has always sheilded me from 'The Tender Trap".
I never went on something I called a date, EVER;....Dating to me always sounded like a bunch of phoney fronting and ritual BS. I've asked girls to go places and have met girls in various locations, have been picked up a lot in bars ,(long ago), actually I met my wife in a bar. So how about a date Darlin, lets say ,1812?
JUL 01, 2011 03:07 PM
imspectr said:
"I'm gonna hate fuck the shit out of you, ref!"
"Can you believe this shit?
...Can you believe THIS shit!? That chick just frosted me like I was a fucking cake!"
A fucking cake;....now that is some imagery.
Princelogos
USA
November 2005
JUN 30, 2011 08:27 PM