It's okay...I'm taking it back.

Post your favorite [Kevin Smith film] quotes here-

I have a few

You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?


Impossible, the Easter Bunny Court is down at the other end of the mall, it's been there since two days after Christmas. I want answers!


Cute cat. What's its name?
Annoying customer.

Richard Dawson, why don't you just go back to your podium until it's time to play The Feud. All right?

Fuck Pillowpants! Honk if you love or like pussy!

My Grandmother always used to say "why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free".
She said that?
All the time, before she became a lesbian on her 60th Birthday, but that's besides the point


People say crazy shit during sex, one time I called this girl mom.

Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!

Just film quotes? No quotes from the man himself?

"That kid is back on the escalator again!"

Jusr film quotes

Yo man, tell me something about me.
You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.
Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.
When you do it, you're thinking about guys.

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob.

Buncha savages in this town...

Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's ok to go ass to mouth.

Kevin Smith's Facial reaction makes that part PeRfeCT!

When they were standing in front of the "other" store in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" and a cute girl walks by and Jay screams

"Hey Baby! Ever have your asshole licked by a fatman in a trenchcoat?"

Beautiful naked big tittied women don't just fall from the sky you know!!

...

And then Black Beauty coudlnt take it any longer, and he finally decided to do his own mounting.


- Wow! It's a Schooner
- HAHAHA You dumb bastard, It's not a schooner, its a sailboat!
- A schooner is a sailboat stupid head!
- You know what. There is NO Easter Bunny! Over there, its a guy in a suit!!


- You see, Bruce, I like to pick up girls on the rebound from a disappointing relationship. They're much more in need of solace and they're fairly open to suggestion. And, I use that to fuck them some place very uncomfortable.
- What, like the back of a Volkswagen?
- No. More like someplace girls dread.

Whats a Nubian?

bitch you almost made me laugh.

All Kevin Smith Movies:

i have a mooby's work shirt. i just bought it this last weekend.

The C.L.I.T.'s real, all right. It's the female orgasm. That's the myth.

(I got a pretty good feeling I'm going to regret posting that.)

Becky's Pregnant!

From the Toilet Seat?!

am i still glowing?

What the FUCK happened to that guys head?!?!?!?

FLY, FAT ASS, FLY!!!

that guy's being awfully forward with that donkey...

That is the mother fucking TIME!

Ohh, Cake!

36?!

if you break dante's heart again, i will kill you. nothing personal.

In a row??