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SexCells

SexCells

Topeka, KS
February 2007

FEB 21, 2007 05:06 PM

i'm a sexual predator!

Cauterised

Cauterised

Long Beach, CA
February 2007

FEB 21, 2007 05:10 PM

nifty.

SexCells

SexCells

Topeka, KS
February 2007

FEB 21, 2007 05:12 PM

yeah, pretty cool.

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

FEB 21, 2007 05:15 PM

I'm like a chocoholic, but for beer.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

FEB 21, 2007 05:32 PM

I'm like a lesbian, but with a penis and no tits.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

FEB 21, 2007 05:37 PM

bald_eagle said:
I think the politically correct term is lesbian trapped in a man's body.



Actually it is: Totally ghey for teh bugina.

PRockGirlScout

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR
October 2005

FEB 21, 2007 05:42 PM

Would you like some making fuck? Berserker!

Eternalxile

Eternalxile

Irving, TX
March 2003

FEB 21, 2007 05:46 PM

I'm a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.

Ele

Ele

New Zealand
September 2006

FEB 21, 2007 05:51 PM

Hunt me baby

Oxy

Oxy

United Kingdom
September 2005

FEB 21, 2007 06:15 PM

Ohh....HUNT....i thought you said....

sillyokio

sillyokio

Fort Worth, TX
January 2005

FEB 21, 2007 06:21 PM

buttsecs?

CherishChain

CherishChain

Houston, TX
October 2006

FEB 21, 2007 06:22 PM

I'm a gay man in a womans body.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

FEB 21, 2007 06:23 PM

PRockGirlScout said:
Would you like some making fuck? Berserker!



smile

Roaring_Tulips

roaring_tulips

Jacksonville, FL
April 2006

FEB 21, 2007 06:29 PM

I'm like sexual prey, only I don't hide well and I can't even run.

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

FEB 21, 2007 06:32 PM

SexCells said:
i'm a sexual predator!



Remember boys and girls......

jtemperance

jtemperance

Chicago, IL
January 2004

FEB 21, 2007 06:33 PM

PRockGirlScout said:
Would you like some making fuck? Berserker!



My love for you is ticking clock.

Oxy

Oxy

United Kingdom
September 2005

FEB 21, 2007 06:43 PM

No time for love Doctor Jones

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

FEB 21, 2007 09:14 PM

CherishChain said:
I'm a gay man in a womans body.



That may be the hottest thing I've ever heard.

ElizaTheTroll

ElizaTheTroll

Australia
January 2006

FEB 21, 2007 09:31 PM

CherishChain said:
I'm a gay man in a womans body.



I can work with that.

Cosmo

Cosmo

Lansdale, PA
November 2003

FEB 21, 2007 09:33 PM

sillyokio said:
buttsecs?



Yes, please.

emptymouthpiece

emptymouthpiece

I'm lost
May 2005

FEB 21, 2007 11:11 PM

Cosmo said:

sillyokio said:
buttsecs?



Yes, please.



Alright, but I usually don't give reach arounds...

sillyokio

sillyokio

Fort Worth, TX
January 2005

FEB 21, 2007 11:12 PM

Emptymouthpiece said:

Cosmo said:

sillyokio said:
buttsecs?



Yes, please.



Alright, but I usually don't give reach arounds...



i beg to differ.

aleksa

aleksa

Tacoma, WA
April 2006

FEB 21, 2007 11:39 PM

CherishChain said:
I'm a gay man in a womans body.



Hey, I was totally gonna say that!

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

FEB 21, 2007 11:51 PM

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?"

My cousin was a weird guy.

SexCells

SexCells

Topeka, KS
February 2007

FEB 22, 2007 12:43 AM

porch monkey for life

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