To those of you alone on Valentine's Day...

nobody loves you.

It's true.

So what?

I'm well aware of that.

BAHAHAHA

love is for pussies.

what the hell is does a dildo have to do with this discussion?

Romance is overrated!

I prefer hatred, myself.

ouch.

you have, as the kids say it, pwned me there sir.

I've had "Sour Times" on repeat all day. And then when the part that says "not like you do" comes, I point to myself in the mirror.

It's really quite tragic.

I don't think anyone likes valentines day actually... we only celebrate it to hide the fact that we all hate each other.

i think some tawdry sex would make me forget that nobody loves me

thanks for reminding me

yw.

you're not the boss of me!

oh.hai....it's...you...

i'm everywhere!

I think everyone should be alone on this, the most reviled and hated of days. That'll show it.

I just pooped a fantastic poop. That was good enough.