The 11th Commandment

If you were God, what would your 11th commandment be?

Right now mine would be "Thou shalt accept responsibility for thy actions"

"Thou shalt not cram thy religion down other people's throats."

If thou art going to be fifteen minutes lateth for the theatreth, don'teth bothereth comingeth at all.


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11. a) Thou shalt use thine turn signals.
b) Thou shalt not follow me for miles when I give you the finger for not signaling.

Good one!

"Thou shalt not kill in my name. If I wanted them dead, they would be dead."

i thought this was gong to be about Morel Oral.... man what a let down

Thou shalt inject sleeping lasses with thine "delicious glaze"

no thats the 12th and its shall be face to face with the man on top

the 11th is something about nudity and resurecting the dead but i can tremeber which

thou shalt use all of yourself in the best way you know how, for each moment, to bring healing and understanding, quelling violence and subduing what is to be tamed

Thou shalt not worry about eternal life. You don't know enough to reach conclusions.

#11Thou shalt be ashamed of thy natural anatomy.
#12 Thou shalt only have sex face to face, man on top.

thank you now i know i'm not alone when i watch adult swim

#11 Thou shalt act with dignity and compassion in all circumstances.

Blaspheme.

thou shalt count one number beyond, and know infinity in the deep reverberations of your dreams, in whatever colors they may appear each night, always to wake into another kind of knowledge

'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

Whoa man! Whoa! You just like, totally blew my freakin' mind man. Maaaaaaaaaan. Maaaaaaaaaaan. Man is a funny word when you say it like that. Maaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn
Mannnnnnn
Mmmmaaaaaaaaaaaan.

did anyone see the Dark Horse comic, Knights of the Old Republic, where two Ithorians kidnap a banker, and it ends up being Zayne's father? weird stuff, makes you scratch your head

Thou shalt read this book until you get the point, because you're clearly missing it.

why not just make one of them longer?

Thou shalt quit thine bitching and whining.

Thou shalt take into consideration that this Book is an act of fiction.

thread over, this one wins.

lol - that's pretty much what I meant, but I was leaving it open for interpretation... lol again