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llama

llama

Rosedale, MD
December 2004

FEB 07, 2007 06:09 PM

If you were God, what would your 11th commandment be?

Right now mine would be "Thou shalt accept responsibility for thy actions"

Eternalxile

Eternalxile

Irving, TX
March 2003

FEB 07, 2007 06:11 PM

"Thou shalt not cram thy religion down other people's throats."

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

FEB 07, 2007 06:13 PM

If thou art going to be fifteen minutes lateth for the theatreth, don'teth bothereth comingeth at all.


eth.

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

FEB 07, 2007 06:14 PM

11. a) Thou shalt use thine turn signals.
b) Thou shalt not follow me for miles when I give you the finger for not signaling.

beaky

beaky

Miami, FL
April 2003

FEB 07, 2007 06:16 PM

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

This commandments go all the way up to 11

llama

llama

Rosedale, MD
December 2004

FEB 07, 2007 06:37 PM

Eternalxile said:
"Thou shalt not cram thy religion down other people's throats."



Good one!

"Thou shalt not kill in my name. If I wanted them dead, they would be dead."

Charlie_Stars

Charlie_Stars

USA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 07, 2007 06:42 PM

i thought this was gong to be about Morel Oral.... man what a let down

Eternalxile

Eternalxile

Irving, TX
March 2003

FEB 07, 2007 06:49 PM

Charlie_Stars said:
i thought this was gong to be about Morel Oral.... man what a let down



Thou shalt inject sleeping lasses with thine "delicious glaze"

Charlie_Stars

Charlie_Stars

USA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 07, 2007 06:55 PM

Eternalxile said:

Charlie_Stars said:
i thought this was gong to be about Morel Oral.... man what a let down



Thou shalt inject sleeping lasses with thine "delicious glaze"



no thats the 12th and its shall be face to face with the man on top

the 11th is something about nudity and resurecting the dead but i can tremeber which

umanam

umanam

San Francisco, CA
October 2005

FEB 07, 2007 06:57 PM

thou shalt use all of yourself in the best way you know how, for each moment, to bring healing and understanding, quelling violence and subduing what is to be tamed

durbustweeb

durbustweeb

Alpharetta, GA
December 2004

FEB 07, 2007 07:00 PM

Thou shalt not worry about eternal life. You don't know enough to reach conclusions.

Eternalxile

Eternalxile

Irving, TX
March 2003

FEB 07, 2007 07:02 PM

#11Thou shalt be ashamed of thy natural anatomy.
#12 Thou shalt only have sex face to face, man on top.

Charlie_Stars

Charlie_Stars

USA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 07, 2007 07:04 PM

thank you now i know i'm not alone when i watch adult swim

CherishChain

CherishChain

Houston, TX
October 2006

FEB 07, 2007 07:05 PM

#11 Thou shalt act with dignity and compassion in all circumstances.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

FEB 07, 2007 07:12 PM

Blaspheme.

umanam

umanam

San Francisco, CA
October 2005

FEB 07, 2007 07:15 PM

thou shalt count one number beyond, and know infinity in the deep reverberations of your dreams, in whatever colors they may appear each night, always to wake into another kind of knowledge

llama

llama

Rosedale, MD
December 2004

FEB 07, 2007 07:22 PM

'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

FEB 07, 2007 07:24 PM

umanam said:
thou shalt count one number beyond, and know infinity in the deep reverberations of your dreams, in whatever colors they may appear each night, always to wake into another kind of knowledge



Whoa man! Whoa! You just like, totally blew my freakin' mind man. Maaaaaaaaaan. Maaaaaaaaaaan. Man is a funny word when you say it like that. Maaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn
Mannnnnnn
Mmmmaaaaaaaaaaaan.

umanam

umanam

San Francisco, CA
October 2005

FEB 07, 2007 07:29 PM

did anyone see the Dark Horse comic, Knights of the Old Republic, where two Ithorians kidnap a banker, and it ends up being Zayne's father? weird stuff, makes you scratch your head

Ainur

Ainur

I'm lost
May 2005

FEB 07, 2007 07:31 PM

Thou shalt read this book until you get the point, because you're clearly missing it.

atomicant

atomicant

Portland, OR
June 2003

FEB 07, 2007 07:32 PM

beaky said:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

This commandments go all the way up to 11



why not just make one of them longer?

ShankNolan

shanknolan

Australia
January 2007

FEB 07, 2007 07:35 PM

Thou shalt quit thine bitching and whining.

aleksa

aleksa

Tacoma, WA
April 2006

FEB 07, 2007 07:54 PM

Thou shalt take into consideration that this Book is an act of fiction.

atomicant

atomicant

Portland, OR
June 2003

FEB 07, 2007 08:00 PM

aleksa said:
Thou shalt take into consideration that this Book is an act of fiction.



thread over, this one wins.

Ainur

Ainur

I'm lost
May 2005

FEB 07, 2007 08:09 PM

atomicant said:

aleksa said:
Thou shalt take into consideration that this Book is an act of fiction.



thread over, this one wins.



lol - that's pretty much what I meant, but I was leaving it open for interpretation... lol again

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