^ < v game

So here's how it goes you say one thing about the person above you, one thing about yourself, and one thing about the person below you. Simple!

^ Dose not exsist.
< Is bored as heck.
v Loves pie?

^ Will be disappointed by my contribution
< Is about to go post in the TOPIC thread, because that is the purest expression of SG.
v May not exist at all...

> zero

^ May not exist at all
< Has a little more hope for this thread
v Can definitely maintain interest.

^ is able to get a proper pint of guinness in all likelihood.
< is planning a few vacations in the relatively near future.
v is probably going to be a guy.

^ Very cool.
< is impressed with the idea of this thread
v is a mystery

^sexy
<sleepy
vscary

^correct on at least 2 counts
<pretty terrifying
vdoesn't believe the "terrifying" bit...

^correct on ALL THREE COUNTS
< needs a dentist
v doesn't need a dentist

^ Is wrong about me not needing a dentist.
< Staying in a hotel over the weekend.
v More interesting post than mine.

^has a pretty sweet avatar. Twilight Princess pwnz
<needs to stop fuckin' around and finish Twilight Princess
vdoesn't fucking care

^ enjoys puppies and sunsets
< reads books at a childs speed
v will eat a pb&j soon after posting

^damn, she knows!
<not very creative when on the spot like this
vthinks I'm a loser

^ thinks too much
< thinks he's a loser too
v saves the day

^ apparently is too lazy to clip coupons
< pure awesomesauce
v fan of peanut butter and eggshells

^ HAWT
< likes eggshells, but has never tried to eat a whole one
v should be along soon...

^ was waiting a while.
< needs a shower.
v probably witier than me.

^ should shower with me
< totally wasted
v looking at my ass

^ has a kick ass name.
< is eating cookies, since you mentioned it.
v will envy my cookies.

^has cookies AND a kickass name
<has neither
vhug plz?

^ knows too much about me
< is jealous of cookies. And has a caffeine headache (I wrote the former without even NOTICING all of ant's comment, I swear)
v will also envy aa's cookies.

^ really likes birds. and i mean REALLY likes birds. in a bad way.
< has a picture of ^ anus, taint and nuts. seriously, i went to college with him.
v wants a picture of my anus, taint and nuts.