Cosmo lack of appreciation thread

My goal is total apathy.

Um...so...who's going to the Super Bowl again?

Such is the apathetic life.

Pfft. I wasn't even paying attention to your posts anyway.

That's a sporting event, right? Pretty much not for me.

Weren't you appreciated once? Not that it matters, I'm just curious.

No.

Not officially. So I took the apathy approach.

Where am I?

There's gotta be a loophole.

I know there is. I distinctly remember photoshopping the word Cosmo onto a photo of mine with cock lettering. That must mean something.

Or maybe it doesn't. I could just be drunk.

Oh, that was another thread. here

Not actually an official appreciation thread, but I guess it counts as one.

I don't know, but im enjoying a nice drink myself at the moment....Cheers!!

You know, that's way more appreciation than any thread could bring you. And incidentally, more appreciation than you deserve. But I mean, no offence, because none of us do.

And the only reason it got so much, was because I didn't start it.

I appreciated Cosmo with my right hand last night.

Next time wear a glove. You've got cold hands.

I appreciate Cosmo! in my panties.

that was jynee's fault.

...but I don't remember ever being in your panties...

my hands arent cold

Somehow I doubt that. Her hands are much warmer. (and softer)

So are a couple of other things....

see, now i have to change my sheets...

Perhaps it would just be easier for you to come here and use mine.