Inventor of Ramen Noodles dead at 96

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College students weep, for this is the man that has given you life while living in your dorms.

But don't fear. At his funeral, they will pour hot water over his dried up, lifeless body and reconstitute him.

I'm afraid to eat the reanimated meat chunks in cup o' noodle.

96 . . .

eat the chunks

I was going to say, a dead dude isn't very silly. But, the obvious jokes are.

Seems appropriate to post this

Well, that's it. He took the secret recipe with him to his watery, freeze-dried grave, so that means there will be no more ramen noodles. Ever.

That was pretty funny.

We had tuna fish sandwiches and top ramen for dinner.

RIP Mr. Ando

When I told my son and husband he died, my son asked me if they were going to keep making the noodles.

Ooooh. I had Ramen for lunch. I mourn the loss of this obviously preserved by massive amounts of sodium and noodles man.

He didn't really take the recipe with him. The world will still enjoy his innovation... he would have wanted it that way... *sniff sniff*