Sometimes I wish I was a Baron.

That'd be sweet. I could totally drive around town in my horseless carriage with my ahooga horn and monocle, and if people got in my way I could just run them over. Because I'm a Baron. So watch it.

I do just because it would give me an excuse to wear a monocle and top hat.

Aww yeah.

i was having a conversation with my brother about bringing this look back.
i fully support this.

Well, I have the top hat already. I just need the monocle.

when we marry you shall wear it

As long as for the Honeymoon you're willing to dress up like the Baroness.



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The only problem is both my eyes are bad, so I suppose I'll have to get a contact for the monocleless eye.

And a pocket watch! I'll have to get a pocket watch!

Hawt.

(Also the catsuit should be crotchless. 4 teh sexing)

you are bad! I love it.

And instead of saying "yes" in affirmation you could say "indubitably" and twirl your mustache.

A watch fab is also mandatory

Our safety phrase will be "Cobra! Retreat!"

And a chain. That way if the watch twirling gets out of control it won't go whistling off into the crowd of peasants never to be seen again.

heheh.
good call

Personally, I think this guy is hawt:



That's Robert, Captain of the HMS Ophelia and lead singer of the QUITE awesome band Abney Park

No no no, "indubitably" is too cliche, the word to go with is "indeed."

I want to be a Baron so I can ride around in my zeppelin with a handlebar mustache and a pince-nez and one of those spikey kaiser helmets, and cackle wildly at random. Oh, also, in the zeppelin would be an awesome Tesla coil so I could shoot lighting bolts down at the unsuspecting proles. And I'd need a sword cane too.

Yeah.

that is awesome

Oh, and I'd also have AC painted on the side of the zeppelin balloon in a pin-up pose.

Yeah.

woo hoo, im flattered

Stupid Question:

What is the purpose of a monocle?