The sober thread.

DUDE! I'm soooo sober right now it's crazy.

I've not been drinking since yesterday night. WOOT!

wow i me too. Im so sober I cant think straight.

Suckers................ Oh, fuck. I'm not drunk iI'm just hung over. shit!

D00d, I've been on a kitten bender for the last three days!

You people have no idea! I havent drank in a week! Need to be sober to make it to the airport.

How much is a a dime bag these days?

Don't know, but it sure as hell ain't a dime!

God, I really need to stop getting sober so much.

I'm so fucking sober right now, my parents are going to kill me!

this thread sucks.

I'm always sober. I like it that way.

I was so fucking sober last night I know exactly how I got home, who drove me, who I was with, and every stupid thing I said and did.

I shouldn't post here

Damn, this threads reminding me of how sober I really am.


I need some whiskey.

I've been on a water binge since last Friday. I'm so sober I've been getting 8 full hours of sleep a day and making it to work on time. It's pretty crazy.

will you take scotch?

No this is better

mmmm, Irish coffee

No...I'd rather whiskey actually JustAShadow, but thanks anyways!


And I'd deffinitly take that Irish Whiskey...If only that was here...right now. God damn.

You could try dancing.

oddly enough, every bodily fluid I have is at least 70% irish whiskey.

and I do mean every fluid

Well I have that and a bottle of 17 year. Lets see if I can manage a long distance poor. Hold out your glass

you wouldnt happen to mean a long distance pour would you?