What's your plan for the Zombie Apocalypse?

to help skoosh with her plan...

I'm building an alligator farm in a wetland area,(gotta get those tax credits), and build my house on tall stilts in the middle of it, making a couple hundred gators my guards, and they'll be fed for free.

Yep.

I have all these guns, ammo, supplies. Who wants to be my queen?

It's nine days after my 21st birthday. I will be wasted the whole time. Whether it happens or not, i will look amd feel like a zombie that day.

Zombie gators...could be far worse...

It's true, gator's tough skin makes them excellent guards.

Don't put "warning, gators" signs up either so the zombies won't notice them until it's too late. *Snap* Gator Breakfast!!

whoa, zombie gators!! that's what you need

I figure that after my gators consume enough zombie flesh they will mutate into zombie gators, then I'll march them accross the Alps and conquer Rome

Reading comprehension.

My son is the one with the plan! so thank goodness he loves me

I plan to be that pessimistic dude everyone hates who gets redeemed in the end when he dies saving everyone else.

I'll hide behind pommy.

Until the end, apparently.

My plan before or after I crap my pants?

"Don't wait. Go on without me! That's right, go! Don't look back! ... Well, you could look back a little! I mean, you're making good time, you might be able to help me after all...no? Okay, that's cool, I guess."

^ Yep. I'm gonna do a whole lotta that. And busting skulls with various weapons.

yes...that!

I plan on becoming a robot too.

Work on my Cardio and to always double tap