What's your plan for the Zombie Apocalypse?

Me, I'm not shacking up. No way. A fortress can also be a tomb. I'll be on the move seasonally based of course. I'm thinking I'll steal one of those old Jeep Wagoneers. Suckers can go anywhere and mow over the shambling hordes if need be.

Also, no automatic weapons. Those things are wastes of ammo when a head shot is the only thing truely effective. I'll go with a shotgun and perhaps a few semi-auto handguns. Also some sort of bladed weapon. They never run out of ammo.

I'd loot pharmacies for medical supplies, military surplus stores for equipment, and grocery stores for food. I'll take everything there I can except for the Hot Pockets, because y'know. Eww.

I'mma have zombies pull my death sled around by hanging live people on the end of strings in front of them. I will live in a castle that used to be a big hotel in hilly Birmingham, and have SGs as my ladies in waiting. Muahahaha

You don't need to dangle live peeps in front of them , just brains . Just make sure the brains are all hot & spicy like .

A shotgun? really? that will only be effective within a very dangerous range. I'm not going to run or shack up or anything. Just the opposite, im going hunting. I live in texas so there are places to get high powered fire arms on every corner (14 pawn shops within a 1 mile radius of my apartment plus a sporting goods store and a wal-mart within walking distance). Once there i'll be able to loot me a couple of .45's plenty of ammo at least one or two semi automatic rifles and a machete. I already have a titanium crowbar that i can use as a melee weapon as i work my way to getting stocked up. Then after that i hit the freeway into town on foot and start blasting away. The freeways will be clogged with stopped cars with living dead passengers.

I plan on keeping tabs of my kills by raiding the wallets of my prey and snagging any i.d. Once it blows over there will be plenty of people "missing" and this should help speed up any kind of identification processes.

You know that, hanging out in the mall thing was a good idea. But, then there was the problem of food running out, etc. I say I'd probably head for the mall with a nice, eclectic group of non-zombies, pillage the hardware section and we all get our own gliders. We'd all be equipped with rifles too. And we'd glide from building top to building top, eating what we can. Until we build a huge city, run by corrupt businessmen and make it zombie free. Except for the zombie death matches, which we'd have in a cage in a lowlife area of this town.

Most entertaining zombie movie ever: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0339840/

I'll just drink as many as possible.

While the shotgun is a weapon of limited range, it makes for a one shot one kill scenario in times when it would be most needed. Backed into a corner, etc. Plus it's a bonus that it's a very common weapon, meaning ammunition would be easy to find almost anywhere.

Think of the programming. Zombie Olympics, Zombie Saved by the Bell, Saturday Morning Zombtoons.

ive already started stocking up. Do you really think that we've been told the truth about the recent "E-Coli" outbreaks?

I'm gonna go zombie early, then hide in the back seat of a Jeep Wagoneer.

I plan on taking the rural and suburban areas first, actually, then slowly tightening the noose around the major urban centers in order to maximize panic. Fear does make the meat taste better, after all.

Once the conquest of the Earth is complete, of course, captive human breeding programs will have to be implemented to keep the supply of food forthcoming. Oh yes. I'm looking forward to this, alright.

Wait, what?

You will be met with resistance when a final alliance of men and elves march upon your headquarters at the base of the volcano.

Yeah, yeah. Like I've never had to deal with that before.

just dont come near the southwest. I don't want to have to kill zombie zarth.

Zombie Saved by the Bell...

let'sbe honest folks...would the acting really be any different?

Take care of business

I say the middle of the woods is the place to be. Imagine zombies are like predators. They're going to go where the food supply is plentiful, right? That's the city. Plus, there are less people around to become zombies when you live in a shack in the woods. Yep. Plenty of wood for fuel, which you city folks are gonna miss once your furnaces run dry. Stock up on some seed potatoes, some beans, a vegetable garden, we can go raiding for some livestock later, and just wait for the whole thing to blow over. I expect we'll have to make periodic trips into the city for bullets and hooch, though.

Mr. Zero, thank you. Im just glad that someone else around here has the balls to stand up to the un-dead.

I live in Kansas, and about half an hour away is a HUGE cattle ranch. Tons of land with nothing around it. No roads, no people. I'd hang out there and eat cows. Chilling in Kansas and eating steak is pretty much what I do anyhow, so no big life-changing plans for me.

Those scummy bastards are only here for the chicks!!

I know. and how many chicks are gonna want to bang guys that are in hiding. Seriously you could get so much pussy if you went out to bars and told chicks that you're a professional zombie hunter. it's worked for me the past 4 weekends.

Question for you shotgun users: Do you aim for the head and try for a quick kill, or do you aim for the knees and go for a likely incapacitation? Assume zombiehood is transmitted through death, rather than bodily fluids.

Oh, and, in defense of those of us in hiding, "Well, babe, I think it's time we start helping the world heal its wounds. You know. Repopulate." Works all right when your snug up next to the fire in your mountain retreat.