I hear weird metal scraping noises outside.

I'm gonna go check things out.

I'll be right back.

The first thing that made me think of was Freddy Kruger.

I can't figure out what the noise is.

Could be my possums. Haven't heard them today. Might be on holiday.

I just bought a machete today. I'm really glad right now that I didn't put it in the downstairs shed.

If your house is like our house, it's probably just homeless people digging through your trash.


God bless Hollywood.

....and if it is like my place, it will be people shooting up heroin in the driveway.

Where the hell are you?

Richmond. It only happens a couple of times a year. Just happened today was one of those times.

It's just the wind. It's just the wind. It's just the wind.

Nice work. I think the only dodgey thing i saw today was the little old fella on his glitteryplastic trike going through my bins for cans.

Probably just this.

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Zombies.

its me..im spying

What are you wearing?

Oh Hey! Is that you over there? I'm in the bushes to your left, come over and spy with me. I have pizza.

mmm pizza and spying..
Im wearing a catsuit

Hot! I'm not wearing anything but a whole lotta black body paint.

Wanna have ninjasex?

Yes, but not with you.

ninja sex is scary

...which is why it's so much fun.

hmm..

*scrape scrape*

You don't have a choice. *surprise sex*

The surprise, I'm afraid, is on you.