Merry Christmas!

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. Yes, YOU TOO.

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Finally.

*toast*

Thank you!


Merry Christmas!

The shitter's full.

you'll shoot your eye out kid!

I hate Xmas. Boxing Day is where it's at!

Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights...

French


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Happy Merry Christma-kwanza-kah?

You know, SOME people don't celebrate Christmas. I'm offended on their behalf.

I sing this every christmas...I'm a Jew, a lonely jew.

Oh sweet,,, may I be the first to say.....

Bah, humbug.

I bet you're cute when you're offended.

worked for a crazy restaurant owned named Sonny Miller, he sang Christmas carols in the summertime a lot when we was in the kitchen. Someone asked him why one day since he was jewish, he said, I love Christmas songs, but I'm not real crazy about Christmas. Funny guy, crazy to work for.

What ever happened to Chanukah? anglicized? Oy Vay! (and I'm a freakin Goy already.)

Here's hoping you and yours have a raucous Saturnalia.

But please refrain from tossing your house slaves to your pet moray eels that you keep in aquaria

They're mine I'll do what I want with 'em!

Christmas Suicide; the newest SG

Actually the suicide rate goes up during the holiday season, I had the joyful experience of spending Christmas in a State mental health feild unit once, the staff were ultra fearful of patient suicide during that period.

I enjoy iconocast reactions to Christmas , "Chipmonks roasting on an open fire." "Smash the Malls", "Walking around in womens underwear" just a few songs on my Christmas hit parade. As a kid I caught hell for changing the words to carols.

They really used to do that, and also liked to dress up their Morays, tiaras and earrings , can you imagine being eaten by a giant moray in Drag?!!!

Happy Solstice.