Silliness

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ALL RIGHT STOP [2]

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IM IN UR - SG STYLZ [73]

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1/2/13

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Who Had the Most Bad-Ass Mullet? [2]

1/2/13

I am the new Jesus of Pussy [4]

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Pomfelo is on to something.

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KenjiWaha

Brooklyn, NY

February 2004

DEC 09, 2006 10:29 PM

And lo it came to me tonight in a vision.
I am the new jesus of pussy.
I know how to make a woman's pussy feel good.
And I have been sent here for one last ditch effort
at saving the world.
So renounce all your gods
And help me lead the world
into the next one
A world of happy genitals
And happy people
And happy animals
And happy plants
And happy minerals
And once I show you how
My authority will diminish
Because everyone will be doing it
And this world will be reborn
So open your hearts
And open your pussies
Let this journey begin!

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR

December 2002

DEC 09, 2006 10:36 PM

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR

October 2005

DEC 09, 2006 10:37 PM

Who was the previous Jesus of Pussy?

seanvegas

Lincoln, NE

December 2004

DEC 09, 2006 10:38 PM

PRockGirlScout said:
Who was the previous Jesus of Pussy?

""I call next Jesus of Pussy after KenjiWaha!!!!""

CocoabutteR

Brooklyn, NY

March 2006

DEC 09, 2006 10:40 PM

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

TheInsomniac

Washington, DC

October 2003

DEC 09, 2006 10:41 PM

That's it, I give up, I'm going to bed........

ZetaMale

Tallahassee, FL

April 2006

DEC 09, 2006 10:50 PM

PRockGirlScout said:
Who was the previous Jesus of Pussy?

I think it may have been Richard Pryor.

soulcompromise

I'm lost

November 2006

DEC 10, 2006 12:19 AM

SaintInsomniac said:
That's it, I give up, I'm going to bed........

word....

Lyingstones

Albuquerque, NM

September 2003

DEC 10, 2006 01:07 AM

what fun is sex with lepers is they go all healthy on you half way through?

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

DEC 10, 2006 02:07 AM

You're sure you're not just the new pussy of Jesus?

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR

October 2005

DEC 10, 2006 02:18 AM

TheFuckOffKid said:
You're sure you're not just the new pussy of Jesus?

dude that lis like exactlyu what he ealruydy said

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR

October 2005

DEC 10, 2006 02:18 AM

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR

October 2005

DEC 10, 2006 02:19 AM

Incidentally my pussy aches. ihave klike a girl boner. someone riled me up on thephone someone not on th e computer stsoingitht

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

DEC 10, 2006 02:20 AM

Bill_the_Cat said:

TheFuckOffKid said:
You're sure you're not just the new pussy of Jesus?

dude that lis like exactlyu what he ealruydy said

Bill_the_Cat said:
Incidentally my pussy aches. ihave klike a girl boner. someone riled me up on thephone someone not on th e computer stsoingitht

I am quoting these so they are saved for posterity. I don't want you editing this brilliance away!

ClD

Australia

February 2006

DEC 10, 2006 02:25 AM

TheFuckOffKid said:

Bill_the_Cat said:

TheFuckOffKid said:
You're sure you're not just the new pussy of Jesus?

dude that lis like exactlyu what he ealruydy said

Bill_the_Cat said:
Incidentally my pussy aches. ihave klike a girl boner. someone riled me up on thephone someone not on th e computer stsoingitht

I am quoting these so they are saved for posterity. I don't want you editing this brilliance away!

Cheap thrills....

ClD

Australia

February 2006

DEC 10, 2006 02:40 AM

TheFuckOffKid said:

ClD said:

TheFuckOffKid said:

Bill_the_Cat said:

TheFuckOffKid said:
You're sure you're not just the new pussy of Jesus?

dude that lis like exactlyu what he ealruydy said

Bill_the_Cat said:
Incidentally my pussy aches. ihave klike a girl boner. someone riled me up on thephone someone not on th e computer stsoingitht

I am quoting these so they are saved for posterity. I don't want you editing this brilliance away!

Cheap thrills....

CID, just be a good boy and fuck off, ok? Thanks now.

Um, make me?

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

DEC 10, 2006 02:41 AM

Flagged.

ClD

Australia

February 2006

DEC 10, 2006 02:53 AM

TheFuckOffKid said:
Flagged.

Um, what for?

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

DEC 10, 2006 03:08 AM

Because when you've been here as long as I have, you get the privilege of flagging posts for being totally pathetic.

And now we're done.

ClD

Australia

February 2006

DEC 10, 2006 03:23 AM

TheFuckOffKid said:
Because when you've been here as long as I have, you get the privilege of flagging posts for being totally pathetic.

And now we're done.

I also have that privliege.
So now we're done.

Cash

USA

OLD SKOOL

DEC 10, 2006 03:49 AM

I do what you say
I'm the Wizard of Fires
When I multifry
you'll get a surprise

Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

DEC 10, 2006 07:37 AM

KenjiWaha said:
And lo it came to me tonight in a vision.
I am the new jesus of pussy.
I know how to make a woman's pussy feel good.
And I have been sent here for one last ditch effort
at saving the world.
So renounce all your gods
And help me lead the world
into the next one
A world of happy genitals
And happy people
And happy animals
And happy plants
And happy minerals
And once I show you how
My authority will diminish
Because everyone will be doing it
And this world will be reborn
So open your hearts
And open your pussies
Let this journey begin!

Molech! The new jesus of pussy! The faplord of cocksuckers!

ElizaTheTroll

Australia

January 2006

DEC 10, 2006 12:45 PM

So will he come back from the zotted on the third day or something like that?

CherishChain

Houston, TX

October 2006

DEC 10, 2006 12:49 PM

what the fuck? why is someone zotted for being a moron every day?
At a certain point, don't you just not act like a dumbass?
It wasn't for this was it though? it was for some locked thread i'll discover after all the drama has passed on Everything SG isn't it?

ElizaTheTroll

Australia

January 2006

DEC 10, 2006 12:56 PM

We will probably never know. It's not necessarily something he did in public. But I'm pretty certain that starting a silly thread usually doesn't get you zotted.

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