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saltonsea

saltonsea

Toronto, ON
July 2004

DEC 06, 2006 06:59 PM


i'm on vacation...

....or i could just be a bum

it's interchangeable really

liljohn

liljohn

USA
November 2006

DEC 08, 2006 08:40 PM

i cant see....

liljohn

liljohn

USA
November 2006

DEC 08, 2006 08:50 PM

artstar13 said:

Kleio said:
I have a very angry-looking rash on my arm (from work). Maybe if I shoved that in my boss's face I'd get out of work tomorrow, but if I just called in sick, I'd get my ass fired.

True story. It happened on Monday to a different girl.



Is it like a contact dermatitis? Did you touch something you're allergic to??



is it a problem THATACCCURSES DURING WINTER SEASONS- DONT MIND THE FING CAPS IM DRUN





aleksa

aleksa

Tacoma, WA
April 2006

DEC 05, 2007 10:37 PM

Short notice, but....

toothpickmoe

toothpickmoe

Los Angeles, CA
May 2004

DEC 05, 2007 10:43 PM

I love how misleading this title is now.

12/7, huh? I just might do it this year...

aleksa

aleksa

Tacoma, WA
April 2006

DEC 05, 2007 10:45 PM

Still works for me. I work weekends.

Metaverse

Metaverse

USA
March 2005

DEC 05, 2007 10:48 PM

I wish I could. I need the money more then I need a day off. Only one thing would make me stay home and miss work.

PRockGirlScout

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR
October 2005

DEC 05, 2007 10:58 PM

It seems like every year when this comes around I've got something pivotally important that I can't miss. I'm going to start scheduling it in a year in advance so I don't keep missing it. Priorities, yo.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

DEC 06, 2007 12:05 AM

I'm working hourly, technically. Not gonna happen.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

DEC 06, 2007 12:07 AM

Subrosa said:
I called in sick today.

FUCK YOU, POINTBLANK! You couldn't have thought of this yesterday?



You know what's funny?

I WAS UNEMPLOYED LAST YEAR AT THIS TIME!

How do you call in sick for nothing? I have no idea!

Kleio

Kleio

Winona, MN
January 2006

DEC 06, 2007 02:59 AM

Hm, call in sick on the same day as the Christmas party AND miss out on the overtime.

Maybe next year. Good to be reminded that I'm not at last year's shitty job, though.

BrightRedScream_

BrightRedScream_

Stoney Creek, ON
April 2005

DEC 06, 2007 03:47 AM

Hee! I'm off anyway tongue

PlatyPuz

PlatyPuz

Australia
March 2005

DEC 06, 2007 04:49 AM

Im always keen to chuck a sickie biggrin

Metaverse

Metaverse

USA
March 2005

DEC 06, 2007 06:34 AM

I take it back...today is call in sick day for me. I woke up and felt like crap. I hate calling in! Especially to the boss who answered the phone...even when I'm sick as hell I feel bad.

skeeve

skeeve

Boston, MA
September 2006

DEC 06, 2007 06:46 AM

No class today !!!!! biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

Dainty

Dainty

I'm lost
August 2007

DEC 06, 2007 11:07 AM

I'm sick annnnd I have a Doctors note excusing me til Tuesday tongue

joker_

joker_

Minneapolis, MN
October 2005

DEC 06, 2007 05:34 PM

I guess I can call myself?

Imaginary conversation with self:

Employee me: "Hi, I'm sick I don't want to work today."
Boss me: "Too fucking bad, you work for me bitch, and I don't accept your sniveling excuses."
Employee me:"Okay, but can I at least have a few drinks at work?"
Boss me: "You better believe it bitch, its Friday!"

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