*flirt* thread

*bats eyelashes*

*rearranges clothing in seductive manner*

*whips it out*

lmao. classic.

*chats about Magna Carta, Puerta Vallarta, something Gandhi said*

Sorry, we're all flirted out.

*stands in corner looking stoic and brooding*

*raises eyebrows repeatedly*

*flashes boobs at
PRockGirlScout*

poses for the current "Britney" style photograph.

I wanna be the papparazzi!!!

*fingers asshloe*

*curtsey*

god, this is just like my Senior Prom.

or my last family reunion.

i don't know which is worse.

*steps backwards, trying to get as far away from this thread as possible*

*walks all cool and smooth, giving you that seductive half-grin, and then walks into wall*

*wonders how many Jack n Cokes to get into "flirt mode"*

*gets plastered*
*says stupid things*

*smoothes hair, but to no avail as hair springs back into Brillo Pad*

^^^ *gettin' there with turin*

*smokes*
*sits here and stare at the pretty colors on the screen*

*acts like a total dick"

*drunk*

* goes in to leering mode*

*wishes he weren't so goddamn drunk*

*wobbles*

*does night at the roxbury dance*