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ricosuave

I'm lost

September 2005

NOV 13, 2006 01:08 PM

Seriously, does God have a penis? (or other genitalia - I'm not trying to be sexist here...)

And if He does, then why? Are there toilets in heaven? Is there a Mrs. God to get jiggy wif it? How do they keep their sex life perky after an eternity - does she pole-dance for him? How large is the celestial Johnson, 'cause if I was God you can be sure I'd have the biggest schlong in the universe.

Ah, these questions have me vexed. I should ask the Pope. Does anyone have his e-mail address?

ElizaTheTroll

Australia

January 2006

NOV 13, 2006 01:11 PM

I've seen God and She's black.

(Damn, who said that?)

corsair

Greer, SC

July 2004

NOV 13, 2006 01:12 PM

Since the Catholic Church teaches we are made in God's image . . . then yes, he has a Penis.

Uh . . . and a vagina, apparrently!

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX

May 2006

NOV 13, 2006 01:14 PM

I don't know, but I am convinced that he/she/it/them smells like twinkies.

sevenminutes

Spring, TX

June 2006

NOV 13, 2006 01:18 PM

mmm twinkies. i'm not sure about all that god stuff.

ricosuave

I'm lost

September 2005

NOV 13, 2006 01:24 PM

Ascanius

USA

October 2006

NOV 13, 2006 01:51 PM

Not to be a drag, but I subscribe to the "God-is-without-form" school myself. In fact, this thread smacks of idolatry and we're all being crossed out of the Book of Life as we speak.

Dallas

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

NOV 13, 2006 01:57 PM

god is a women.
actually god is alanis morrisette.
you've obviously never seen dogma.

CherishChain

Houston, TX

October 2006

NOV 13, 2006 02:00 PM

And Now... To kill everyones fun!!!!
There is no God.
Thanks!

xxtmnt87xx

Easthampton, MA

January 2005

NOV 13, 2006 02:05 PM

anotherartstar said:
And Now... To kill everyones fun!!!!
There is no God.
Thanks!

i think i love you.

MarginWalker2002

San Diego, CA

April 2004

NOV 13, 2006 02:23 PM

A related Puzzler

Phantasy

Australia

October 2005

NOV 13, 2006 02:27 PM

anotherartstar said:
And Now... To kill everyones fun!!!!
There is no God.
Thanks!

awww I wanted to be the party pooper! You not only pooped on their party but you pooped my party too!

CherishChain

Houston, TX

October 2006

NOV 13, 2006 02:30 PM

Hmmm! I will make a new party!!!

MarginWalker2002

San Diego, CA

April 2004

NOV 13, 2006 02:31 PM

It was a great party!!

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

ElizaTheTroll

Australia

January 2006

NOV 13, 2006 03:01 PM

I'd much rather worship some idol in the shape of a beautiful woman than an invisible deity with a huge incorporeal penis (you know, the whole "omnipotent" stuff).

I guess that's just me, though.

ShadowDrgn

Boca Raton, FL

August 2006

NOV 13, 2006 04:24 PM

anotherartstar said:
And Now... To kill everyones fun!!!!
There is no God.
Thanks!

so if this is true .. then who is it thats talking to me in my head?

Derivation

Tucson, AZ

December 2003

NOV 13, 2006 06:40 PM

ShadowDrgn said:

anotherartstar said:
And Now... To kill everyones fun!!!!
There is no God.
Thanks!

so if this is true .. then who is it thats talking to me in my head?

Ron Howard. Duh.

mark_oneil

Kananaskis, AB

March 2006

NOV 13, 2006 07:41 PM

Dallas said:
god is a women.
actually god is alanis morrisette.
you've obviously never seen dogma.

My favorite part was when Ben Affleck's head exploded

entra1ls

Pittsburgh, PA

October 2006

NOV 13, 2006 09:57 PM

did someone say twinkies?

dapope@aol.com

jonsetsfire

Newburgh, NY

November 2006

NOV 13, 2006 10:08 PM

Drakyn

New Providence, NJ

September 2006

NOV 13, 2006 10:42 PM

If God does indeed have a Penis this begs the immortal Question

Can God Create a Pussy So Tight Even He cannot Fuck it?

ReverendBenzo

Savannah, GA

September 2003

NOV 13, 2006 10:44 PM

Drakyn said:
If God does indeed have a Penis this begs the immortal Question

Can God Create a Pussy So Tight Even He cannot Fuck it?

As far as melon scratchers go, that's a doozy!

ricosuave

I'm lost

September 2005

NOV 13, 2006 11:54 PM

Drakyn said:
If God does indeed have a Penis this begs the immortal Question

Can God Create a Pussy So Tight Even He cannot Fuck it?

Nah, he'd just use lotsa astral-glide.

swanny

Australia

July 2004

NOV 14, 2006 07:33 AM

God has no genitals but he/she is the biggest prick/cunt in the universe.

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA

January 2006

NOV 14, 2006 08:06 AM

I think the real question is if God has a penis, what else does He do with it besides pee and fuck?

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