BACON

Anyone who says that Bacon is not their favorite meat or meat product is a communist.

Sorry, but no. I mean full on vegetarian bacon as seen in the Morning star packaging. Haven't eaten meat in 17 years.

I haven't tried that, but I'm open to the idea. anything is better than bacon.

Agreed. When should we start the bacon hearings?

Immediately. I've already reported turin to the HUBAC.

Morning Star brand smells like bacon, but is kind of cardboardish. The Lite-Life brand doesn't have the smell, but tastes more like the real thing (if memory serves).

Baconian.

the founding fathers hated bacon.

That's probably why they're not living anymore.

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I'm cooking bacon right now. Who wants to come by and sniff my kitchen?

I'm really not ready for this stage in our relationship.

Someday you will. And I'll be waiting.

I'm ready, sailor.

I think I might have bacon again.

Yes, I think I shall.

I lurve bacon.

I know I'm pretty damn hot, but enough to fry bacon on my face? I'm impressed!

Now everyone is going to be jealous because you got love from me.

I'm pretty big around here.

Excellent...

Why didn't you call me? I could've had my face up in Conroe in 30, maybe, if I drove 100mph.

You have to add in the time it would take to cook my bacon nice and crispy like I like it.

If it wouldn't have been here in 30, I'd have stolen the bacon and sent ya home packin'.

Packin' with bacon tape? I have an electric frying pan in my car. It's an option in Mini's now. It's great for Houston traffic.

OMG I need that. Do they have a duct tape version?

I thought you might want some for your move, let those new neighbors in LA know exactly what they're in for

I want to make a dress out of it.