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DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX

May 2006

NOV 07, 2006 12:17 AM

RudieCantFail said:

RudieCantFail said:
[MOD EDIT: removed image of what I assume was some sort of dog treat, causing permissions issues]

Vs.

Beggin strips do not taste like bacon. I've never tasted snausages.

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA

January 2006

NOV 07, 2006 12:18 AM

DancehallDreamer said:

RudieCantFail said:

RudieCantFail said:
[MOD EDIT: removed image of what I assume was some sort of dog treat, causing permissions issues]

Vs.

Beggin strips do not taste like bacon. I've never tasted snausages.

Let Buppy decide!

Derivation

Tucson, AZ

December 2003

NOV 07, 2006 12:19 AM

It puts the bacon on its skin...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

d_day

San Bernardino, CA

July 2002

NOV 07, 2006 06:53 AM

I have a plate of bacon for breakfast, a bacon sandwich for lunch, and I usually drink my dinner.

entra1ls

Pittsburgh, PA

October 2006

NOV 07, 2006 08:03 AM

What do you drink for dinner? Bacon fat? You gotta have bacon in that dinner somehwere!

BLT!! That's where its at! mmm mmm

entra1ls

Pittsburgh, PA

October 2006

NOV 07, 2006 08:07 AM

Or just plain ol' bacon with syrup.

zarth

Seattle, WA

December 2004

NOV 07, 2006 08:12 AM

EVERYTHING is better wrapped in bacon. Figs, scallops, beef - even, yes, turin, sausage is better wrapped in bacon. In fact, I'm wearing some right now!

Bacon.

Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

NOV 07, 2006 08:19 AM

Bacon Milkshake.

zarth

Seattle, WA

December 2004

NOV 07, 2006 08:22 AM

MisterLinguist said:
Bacon Milkshake.

I'd hit it.

entra1ls

Pittsburgh, PA

October 2006

NOV 07, 2006 09:00 AM

I go to the Temple of Bacon every Tuesday at 12:00pm, to worship that delicious treat. I'm supposed to be there in 1 minute. Anyway.. they serve bacon milkshakes on your way out. Who's coming!?

Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

NOV 07, 2006 09:01 AM

Kin said:
I go to the Temple of Bacon every Tuesday at 12:00pm, to worship that delicious treat. I'm supposed to be there in 1 minute. Anyway.. they serve bacon milkshakes on your way out. Who's coming!?

Just the thought of that makes me come.

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX

May 2006

NOV 07, 2006 11:14 AM

First, you take the bacon into the place of lovemaking...

Derivation

Tucson, AZ

December 2003

NOV 07, 2006 11:35 AM

DancehallDreamer said:
First, you take the bacon into the place of lovemaking...

Wait...
*calls wife at work*
"honey, I have this great idea..."

MrGinger

San Rafael, CA

November 2003

NOV 07, 2006 11:57 AM

Bacon Bonnets. You know, for kids.

unravled

Portland, OR

August 2003

NOV 07, 2006 12:17 PM

DancehallDreamer said:
First, you take the bacon into the place of lovemaking...

Yeah, but can you stick a whole package up there?

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX

May 2006

NOV 07, 2006 01:25 PM

DancehallDreamer said:
First, you take the bacon into the place of lovemaking...

Yeah, but can you stick a whole package up there?

Who can't

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

NOV 07, 2006 01:54 PM

DancehallDreamer said:

turin said:
leave it to a texan to belive bacon is a good thing to do to pork. texas = clueless re: barbecue.

OH NO YOU DI'INT.

I bet you are one of those yanks that thinks everything has to be covered in BBQ sauce in order to be good.

But.. but BBQ sauce is delicious!

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX

May 2006

NOV 07, 2006 01:57 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

DancehallDreamer said:

turin said:
leave it to a texan to belive bacon is a good thing to do to pork. texas = clueless re: barbecue.

OH NO YOU DI'INT.

I bet you are one of those yanks that thinks everything has to be covered in BBQ sauce in order to be good.

But.. but BBQ sauce is delicious!

BBQ sauce is very delicious. However, if the meat is seasoned well enough, you do not need to smother it in bbq sauce in order to enjoy it.

People who dont know how to season meat think that slathering on sauce will help, but it won't.

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

NOV 07, 2006 02:02 PM

DancehallDreamer said:

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

DancehallDreamer said:

turin said:
leave it to a texan to belive bacon is a good thing to do to pork. texas = clueless re: barbecue.

OH NO YOU DI'INT.

I bet you are one of those yanks that thinks everything has to be covered in BBQ sauce in order to be good.

But.. but BBQ sauce is delicious!

BBQ sauce is very delicious. However, if the meat is seasoned well enough, you do not need to smother it in bbq sauce in order to enjoy it.

People who dont know how to season meat think that slathering on sauce will help, but it won't.

Ah. This is extremely true. The best kind of barbeque is the kind where you don't even need much sauce. Mmmmm, juicy beer-marinated steak.

elkaen

Gardnerville, NV

March 2005

NOV 07, 2006 02:15 PM

CriticalOverSite said:

SnakePlissken said:

mamet said:

=
Where it's at.

Yeeeeeah, no.

+1

+2.

Pure deliciousness cannot be simulated. Especially by vegetables. I don't care how modified it's corn starch is.

I love these!! Bacon was one of the last meats I gave up as a vegetarian (because it is declicious, yet cruel). Anyway, iIwas a vegetarian for almost 10 years before this came out. It fills the whole house with a baconrific smell (which my husband and daughter thinks is nauseating). I know it is not the same, but "meats no treat for those you eat". So, I'm sticking to this. Someone please go push the bacon button for me so I can watch you eat and remember the good old days when I too consumed pounds of this mana from god in one sitting.

Aijin

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

NOV 07, 2006 02:19 PM

zomg bacon
RUN

entra1ls

Pittsburgh, PA

October 2006

NOV 07, 2006 02:57 PM

Derivation

Tucson, AZ

December 2003

NOV 07, 2006 03:31 PM

Kin said:

I think I you...

entra1ls

Pittsburgh, PA

October 2006

NOV 07, 2006 04:16 PM

Kin said:

I think I you...

i think the feeling is mutual, you've got a bacon button in your bathroom!!!

do you have bacon in your soap, too?
and shampoo.
and toothpaste.
wash your clothes with bacon detergent!?
oh baby.

poptard

United Kingdom

November 2003

NOV 07, 2006 04:17 PM

boiled bacone is thebest, the big ft old lump of meat and then you just like eat it,

fucking rocks,

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