BACON

Discuss the potential awesomeness of this.

I actually have one of these in my bathroom. That's how much I love bacon.

Woahhh. I am not a huge fan of meat but I sure do love my bacon. Where can I buy such a great invention?

The bacon store on fourth. In the bacon district across from the canadian bacon store.

Is that near the hammock district? I would like to pick up a business hammock on the same trip.

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Where it's at.

Yeah, its kitty corner to the bacon district. Ask for Hector over at the hammock emporium. Smokin deals.

I think you're in luck! I just went to get myself a bacon button and it turns out that if you buy two, you get yourself one travel size business hammock for free! Who woulda thought!?

Yeeeeeah, no.

+1

We had bacon sandwiches for dinner. They were delicious, but also time consuming. Oh where, oh where is my bacon button?

I will make all kinds of crazy perverted sex with the person that can have me an order of crispy bacon in my hands within the next 30 minutes.

*runs to door...*

Wait a minute, you're just sayin that huh?

It's just a trick to get the bacon.

+2.

Pure deliciousness cannot be simulated. Especially by vegetables. I don't care how modified it's corn starch is.

fuck bacon. fried fat. I hate that everyone puts bacon on everything nowadays.

Would the bacon be raw or cooked?

*puts bacon on Turin*

Blasphemy.

GAHHHH

See what happens to those who blaspheme in the temple of bacon?

burning pain and burning. it still doesn't make bacon good, though, it just makes bacon fascist.

I just like to eat bacon. Sometimes I will wrap it up in a piece of bread, but mostly I just pork out on the little strips.

I like my bacon so crispy it just kind of dissolves when it goes in your mouth.

GO HOME SAUSAGE LOVERS!!

Touché. I'm not with all the played out fast food hacks with their bacon double cheesy fatty ass crap. I just like me some BLT. Homestyle.