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bobbybattles

bobbybattles

Saint Louis, MO
September 2006

NOV 04, 2006 09:58 AM

i think its time we all knew the truth.

phrogg

phrogg

Greenville, SC
August 2005

NOV 04, 2006 10:13 AM

Only rainbows.

Morth

Morth

Boise, ID
March 2006

NOV 04, 2006 10:20 AM

Thats like asking if unicorns fart....







SPOILERS! (Click to view)

No one really knows for sure if they do or don't. Nobody really wants to find out if they do.

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

NOV 04, 2006 10:20 AM

You must have missed the Fabulous Fatal Fart Fiasco of '04.

phrogg

phrogg

Greenville, SC
August 2005

NOV 04, 2006 10:24 AM

SnakePlissken said:
You must have missed the Fabulous Fatal Fart Fiasco of '04.



So that was why the NASDAQ took such a tumble that day!

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

NOV 04, 2006 10:32 AM

Suicide Girls fart the most acrid air-rarifying fiber-melting gas in the solar system.
Why? Because they're all badass, that's why!

Martini

Martini

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

NOV 04, 2006 10:51 AM

yes.
especially after burger king consumption...yech.

xo

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

NOV 04, 2006 01:04 PM

I hear they poop too.

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

NOV 04, 2006 01:06 PM

SnakePlissken said:
I hear they poop too.



I hear they poop puppies.

Bill_the_Cat

Bill_the_Cat

Vanier, ON
May 2005

NOV 04, 2006 01:07 PM

SnakePlissken said:
I hear they poop too.



Bull-shit!

Polly

Polly

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 04, 2006 01:10 PM

does a bear shit in the woods?



i do.

Kittie

Kittie

Pittsburgh, PA
August 2003

NOV 04, 2006 01:15 PM

Polly said:
does a bear shit in the woods?



i do.



do bears wipe?

Vaille

Vaille

Farmington, NM
December 2005

NOV 04, 2006 01:15 PM

If a guy shits in the woods and tries to wipe his ass with a bear, does anyone hear him scream?

Bill_the_Cat

Bill_the_Cat

Vanier, ON
May 2005

NOV 04, 2006 01:21 PM

Vaille said:
If a guy shits in the woods and tries to wipe his ass with a bear, does anyone hear him scream?



The bear does.

Polly

Polly

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 04, 2006 01:25 PM

haha.

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

NOV 04, 2006 01:27 PM

I think my nine dollars a month entitles me to non farting, diamond shitting models. Is that too much to ask?!

MrMuller

MrMuller

Detroit, MI
March 2004

NOV 04, 2006 01:32 PM

MrStitches said:
I think my nine dollars a month entitles me to non farting, diamond shitting models. Is that too much to ask?!


I'd rather get strawberry soft-serve shitting models for my money.

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

NOV 04, 2006 01:34 PM

MrMuller said:

MrStitches said:
I think my nine dollars a month entitles me to non farting, diamond shitting models. Is that too much to ask?!


I'd rather get strawberry soft-serve shitting models for my money.



Dude, you could buy all the ice cream you wanted with ass diamonds.

Bill_the_Cat

Bill_the_Cat

Vanier, ON
May 2005

NOV 04, 2006 01:38 PM

MrStitches said:
I think my nine dollars a month entitles me to non farting, diamond shitting models. Is that too much to ask?!



I can't wait to see that set.

Vaille

Vaille

Farmington, NM
December 2005

NOV 04, 2006 01:38 PM

Bill_the_Cat said:

Vaille said:
If a guy shits in the woods and tries to wipe his ass with a bear, does anyone hear him scream?



The bear does.


I...


well...


You win this round, Batman.

Kittie

Kittie

Pittsburgh, PA
August 2003

NOV 04, 2006 01:40 PM

MrStitches said:

MrMuller said:

MrStitches said:
I think my nine dollars a month entitles me to non farting, diamond shitting models. Is that too much to ask?!


I'd rather get strawberry soft-serve shitting models for my money.



Dude, you could buy all the ice cream you wanted with ass diamonds.



i dunno about ass-diamond producing SG's. they'd have to be pretty uptight to get diamond out of there.

MrMuller

MrMuller

Detroit, MI
March 2004

NOV 04, 2006 01:42 PM

MrStitches said:

MrMuller said:

MrStitches said:
I think my nine dollars a month entitles me to non farting, diamond shitting models. Is that too much to ask?!


I'd rather get strawberry soft-serve shitting models for my money.



Dude, you could buy all the ice cream you wanted with ass diamonds.


But I'd have to get my clothes on, get in the car, go hock the diamond, then go down to the 7-11, buy some icecream and come back. Seems like too much work. Do these diamonds come out cut already?

Bill_the_Cat

Bill_the_Cat

Vanier, ON
May 2005

NOV 04, 2006 01:44 PM

Vaille said:

Bill_the_Cat said:

Vaille said:
If a guy shits in the woods and tries to wipe his ass with a bear, does anyone hear him scream?



The bear does.


I...


well...


You win this round, Batman.


Maybe, but you, apperently, have discovered my secret identity. Lets call this one a tie.

Bill_the_Cat

Bill_the_Cat

Vanier, ON
May 2005

NOV 04, 2006 01:45 PM

MrMuller said:

MrStitches said:

MrMuller said:

MrStitches said:
I think my nine dollars a month entitles me to non farting, diamond shitting models. Is that too much to ask?!


I'd rather get strawberry soft-serve shitting models for my money.



Dude, you could buy all the ice cream you wanted with ass diamonds.


But I'd have to get my clothes on, get in the car, go hock the diamond, then go down to the 7-11, buy some icecream and come back. Seems like too much work. Do these diamonds come out cut already?


Depends. Which SG?

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

NOV 04, 2006 02:40 PM

MrStitches said:

SnakePlissken said:
I hear they poop too.



I hear they poop puppies.



And glitter. And it totally smells like Cinnabon.

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