How would you murder the person above you?

my super secret stash of psych meds......

With McIndian food

I'd ask him "Are we there yet?" until this head exploded.

infomercials and 16 gauge needles in the tender places

tentacle monster

Honey.. and ants

hit them with a bag full of kittens then unleash the super pissed off kittens on them

water torture... but with acid

Killer rabbits

I'd just provide him with the heroin and the gun, and let nature take its course.

natural selection

I would tie him in a sack and laugh heartily as he snarked himself to death for lack of any other targets.

Surround him with big-mouthed Ron Paul supporters and a gun and let nature take its course.

Tie him to my bed until i broke him in half.

Lock her in a steel box, taking her out only for daily torture sessions, and feeding her only of my precious bodily secretions.

It could take awhile.

That would only result in a lot of dead Ronpauloompas and a happy Zarth bathed in the blood of his enemies. Is that what you want? Is it?

I think he means you'd die of sheer joy.

That is only the start....then cops would show up and death by cop would occur. And yes a bunch of Ronpauloompas biting the dust would be a nice plus, or what Bill said.

For Bill: Bob_the_Dog

I'd tie him to a chair, and tease him until he couldn't take it anymore....

Well..that was for Bill

I guess I could do the same to Sid.

I'd reflect her awesomeness off my shiny nose until she died from overdose of awesomeness.

With 2 girls, 1 cup.

He deserves it.

That is such a sweet way to die!

For LC: Show her pics of skeeve when he does not shave for 6 days.

Burning hot acid coffee of DOOM!!!!!

DAMNIT too slow!

Make her look at herself in the mirror and die of cuteness.

Old episodes of the Tom Green show and a truck load of Oreo Cookies.

Eat him alive.