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MC_Dove

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH
November 2004

OCT 27, 2006 11:05 AM

you better take care of me Lord, because if you don't...you're gonna have me on your hands.

kingoftown

kingoftown

Cleveland, OH
October 2005

OCT 27, 2006 11:07 AM

there's a woman, over there. fucking a polar bear.

MC_Dove

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH
November 2004

OCT 27, 2006 11:08 AM

kingoftown said:
there's a woman, over there. fucking a polar bear.



don't tell me those things. not now, man.

MC_Dove

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH
November 2004

OCT 27, 2006 11:10 AM

few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. this is wrong. it arouses contempt in the cop-heart. make the bastard chase you. he will follow.

jonnytrrrash7

jonnytrrrash7

Vatican City
February 2004

OCT 27, 2006 11:18 AM

turin said:

JessykaAddams said:

MrCrisp said:
get out. the weasels were closing in. i could smell the ugly brutes. flee!




weasels ripped my flesh!!!



rzzzzzzzzz!



don't eat the yellow snow!

corsair

corsair

Greer, SC
July 2004

OCT 27, 2006 11:19 AM

SnakePlissken said:
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.



Gotta love Hunter S Thompson, huh?

MC_Dove

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH
November 2004

OCT 27, 2006 11:21 AM

i wouldn't dare go to sleep with you wandering around with a head full of acid, wanting to slice me up with that goddamn knife.

ReverendBenzo

ReverendBenzo

Savannah, GA
September 2003

OCT 27, 2006 03:01 PM

There's a uh, big machine in the sky. Some kind of...electric snake.

Pwndcake

Pwndcake

Portland, OR
October 2004

OCT 27, 2006 04:08 PM

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye.

MC_Dove

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH
November 2004

OCT 27, 2006 04:14 PM

ClockworkDove said:
i wouldn't dare go to sleep with you wandering around with a head full of acid, wanting to slice me up with that goddamn knife.



who said anything about slicing you up, man? i just wanted to cut a little Z into your forehead.

Aijin

Aijin

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

OCT 27, 2006 04:14 PM

Goth said:
You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye.



Whose SN is "Goth"??? I mean, srlsy.

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

OCT 27, 2006 07:34 PM

JessykaAddams said:

turin said:

JessykaAddams said:

MrCrisp said:
get out. the weasels were closing in. i could smell the ugly brutes. flee!




weasels ripped my flesh!!!



rzzzzzzzzz!



I was wondering if anyone would get that...hee hee



I got it. Best LP cover ever smile

ReverendBenzo

ReverendBenzo

Savannah, GA
September 2003

OCT 27, 2006 07:49 PM

You people voted for Hubert Humphries! and you killed Jesus!

Callahan

Callahan

Seattle, WA
February 2005

OCT 28, 2006 03:20 AM




We were passing thru South Park, on the edge of Colorado, when the drugs began to take hold....

MC_Dove

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH
November 2004

OCT 28, 2006 09:17 AM

there i was. alone in Las Vegas, completely twisted on drugs, no cash, no story for the magazine, and on top of everything else, a gigantic goddamned hotel bill to deal with. how would Horatio Alger handle this situation?

NewSpectre

NewSpectre

Baltimore, MD
March 2005

OCT 28, 2006 09:29 AM

there are certain things I miss from my pre-military life.

velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

MAY 13, 2011 11:58 AM

What? This weapon? This loaded, unregistered, concealed, and maybe hot .357 Magnum?

Iron_Lion

Iron_Lion

Burlington, NC
August 2008

MAY 13, 2011 12:09 PM

Is this not an acceptable place to park? confused

Iron_Lion

Iron_Lion

Burlington, NC
August 2008

MAY 13, 2011 12:10 PM

Lets get down to brass tacks here....how much for the ape?

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

MAY 13, 2011 10:17 PM

This was the last known home of the Manson family.

Iron_Lion

Iron_Lion

Burlington, NC
August 2008

MAY 13, 2011 11:23 PM

Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab.

Iron_Lion

Iron_Lion

Burlington, NC
August 2008

MAY 13, 2011 11:26 PM

Buy the ticket, take the ride.


^^All you need to know about drugs. surreal

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