stoned. ripped. twisted.

you better take care of me Lord, because if you don't...you're gonna have me on your hands.

there's a woman, over there. fucking a polar bear.

don't tell me those things. not now, man.

few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. this is wrong. it arouses contempt in the cop-heart. make the bastard chase you. he will follow.

don't eat the yellow snow!

Gotta love Hunter S Thompson, huh?

i wouldn't dare go to sleep with you wandering around with a head full of acid, wanting to slice me up with that goddamn knife.

There's a uh, big machine in the sky. Some kind of...electric snake.

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye.

who said anything about slicing you up, man? i just wanted to cut a little Z into your forehead.

I got it. Best LP cover ever

You people voted for Hubert Humphries! and you killed Jesus!

We were passing thru South Park, on the edge of Colorado, when the drugs began to take hold....

there i was. alone in Las Vegas, completely twisted on drugs, no cash, no story for the magazine, and on top of everything else, a gigantic goddamned hotel bill to deal with. how would Horatio Alger handle this situation?

there are certain things I miss from my pre-military life.

What? This weapon? This loaded, unregistered, concealed, and maybe hot .357 Magnum?

Is this not an acceptable place to park?

Lets get down to brass tacks here....how much for the ape?

This was the last known home of the Manson family.

Don't fuck with me now, man, I am Ahab.

Buy the ticket, take the ride.


^^All you need to know about drugs.