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Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

OCT 25, 2006 08:41 PM

good people.

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

OCT 25, 2006 10:05 PM

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

OCT 25, 2006 10:17 PM

get out. the weasels were closing in. i could smell the ugly brutes. flee!

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

OCT 25, 2006 10:22 PM

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

Subnatural

Subnatural

Milwaukee, WI
June 2004

OCT 25, 2006 10:41 PM

We can't stop here! This is bat county!

emptymouthpiece

emptymouthpiece

I'm lost
May 2005

OCT 25, 2006 11:05 PM



Thought she should be here for this:

Call me crazy.

omega668

omega668

York, ON
January 2006

OCT 25, 2006 11:28 PM

Emptymouthpiece said:


Thought she should be here for this:

Call me crazy.



mmmhmmmm
her toooo

kthxbye

JessykaAddams

JessykaAddams

Australia
April 2006

OCT 25, 2006 11:43 PM

MrCrisp said:
get out. the weasels were closing in. i could smell the ugly brutes. flee!




weasels ripped my flesh!!!

turin

turin

Denver, CO
October 2003

OCT 25, 2006 11:45 PM

JessykaAddams said:

MrCrisp said:
get out. the weasels were closing in. i could smell the ugly brutes. flee!




weasels ripped my flesh!!!



rzzzzzzzzz!

Callahan

Callahan

Seattle, WA
February 2005

OCT 26, 2006 12:56 AM

Floggings for everyone of you!

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

OCT 26, 2006 01:12 AM

Dogs fucked the Pope? No fault of mine . . . Get sheep over side . . . Women and children to the armored car! Orders from Captain Zeep!

R0nin

R0nin

Chicago, IL
October 2005

OCT 26, 2006 01:52 AM

There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge!

Pwndcake

Pwndcake

Portland, OR
October 2004

OCT 26, 2006 05:22 AM

Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor function. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it.

Tadzi

Tadzi

Greeley, CO
April 2003

OCT 26, 2006 05:39 AM

KILL THE BODY AND THE HEAD WILL DIE!

VinnyVidiVici

VinnyVidiVici

Orange Park, FL
February 2006

OCT 26, 2006 05:43 AM

omega668 said:


kthxbye



Who is that?

Aijin

Aijin

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

OCT 26, 2006 07:12 AM

vsp36 said:

omega668 said:

kthxbye


Who is that?


Chanel. She also did a fear and loathing set.

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

OCT 26, 2006 09:40 AM

KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of his Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jerking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command-including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you. Good Luck, The Chief.

Luxt

Luxt

USA
December 2005

OCT 26, 2006 11:33 AM

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

OCT 26, 2006 12:06 PM

Luxt said:



Funniest Pitcher EVar.

Luxt

Luxt

USA
December 2005

OCT 26, 2006 12:08 PM

kittens pwn all

itstoolate

itstoolate

Irvine, CA
September 2006

OCT 26, 2006 02:34 PM

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Some speeders stop and immediately pull over to the side - this is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you - he will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you're about to turn right. It will take him a few moments to realise that he's making a 180-degree turn at speed, but you will be ready. Fast heel-toe, and brace for the Gs.

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

OCT 26, 2006 06:29 PM

I always test a transmission that way. The rear end . For stress factors.

Stricken

Stricken

USA
June 2006

OCT 26, 2006 06:49 PM

SnakePlissken said:
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.



HHHHUUUMMMM....sounds like a great trip to me surreal Can I join in the festivities wink

JessykaAddams

JessykaAddams

Australia
April 2006

OCT 26, 2006 09:55 PM

turin said:

JessykaAddams said:

MrCrisp said:
get out. the weasels were closing in. i could smell the ugly brutes. flee!




weasels ripped my flesh!!!



rzzzzzzzzz!



I was wondering if anyone would get that...hee hee

Get me some fucking golf shoes!!

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

OCT 27, 2006 11:01 AM

Otherwise we'll never get out of here alive! You'll notice these reptiles have no trouble walking around this stuff - that's because they have claws on their feet!

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