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ShaggyVixe

ShaggyVixe

New Orleans, LA
November 2005

OCT 03, 2006 10:00 PM

Seriously, who does?

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

OCT 03, 2006 10:01 PM

let me know when you find somebody who does, because i really want to take a fuck.

Paisley

Paisley

USA
September 2006

OCT 03, 2006 10:14 PM

I give a fuck if the recipient gives an equal or greater value of goods and/or services in return.

And if I deem them worthy. That's what differentiates me from a hooker. biggrin

d_day

d_day

San Bernardino, CA
July 2002

OCT 03, 2006 10:23 PM

Paisley said:
I give a fuck if the recipient gives an equal or greater value of goods and/or services in return.

And if I deem them worthy. That's what differentiates me from a hooker. biggrin



How about I trade you two of your orgasms for one of mine?

Paisley

Paisley

USA
September 2006

OCT 03, 2006 10:30 PM

d_day said:

Paisley said:
I give a fuck if the recipient gives an equal or greater value of goods and/or services in return.

And if I deem them worthy. That's what differentiates me from a hooker. biggrin



How about I trade you two of your orgasms for one of mine?



Well, first you'll have to fill out an application, including a complete sexual history and medical screening. I'll have my people call your people.

d_day

d_day

San Bernardino, CA
July 2002

OCT 03, 2006 10:31 PM

Paisley said:

d_day said:

Paisley said:
I give a fuck if the recipient gives an equal or greater value of goods and/or services in return.

And if I deem them worthy. That's what differentiates me from a hooker. biggrin



How about I trade you two of your orgasms for one of mine?



Well, first you'll have to fill out an application, including a complete sexual history and medical screening. I'll have my people call your people.



Medical screening? Aww crap!

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

APR 16, 2011 07:36 PM

Most of the time I can say "Not a fuck was given all day!"

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

APR 16, 2011 07:41 PM

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Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

APR 16, 2011 07:52 PM

about an Oxford comma?

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

APR 16, 2011 10:14 PM

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Looch

Looch

Reno, NV
November 2008

APR 16, 2011 11:15 PM

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PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

APR 16, 2011 11:54 PM

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ShadowDrgn

ShadowDrgn

Boca Raton, FL
August 2006

APR 16, 2011 11:57 PM

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AlienHeep

AlienHeep

I'm lost
August 2008

APR 17, 2011 01:12 AM

Looch said:
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I seriously want to know what cartoon this is from.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

APR 17, 2011 03:01 AM

I'm pretty sure not a single fuck will be given today.

Especially since its 6 am and I still haven't gone to bed.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

I'm lost
January 2006

APR 17, 2011 04:02 PM

AlienSheep said:

Looch said:
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I seriously want to know what cartoon this is from.



Pokemon. If I'm not mistaken, that's a charmander.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

And now we know why I haven't been laid in thirteen years.

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

APR 17, 2011 04:04 PM

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Sal_

Sal_

USA
October 2009

APR 17, 2011 04:49 PM

Nea said:
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For some reason I totally read that in Morgan freemans voice In my head.

Kateastrophe

Kateastrophe

Topsham, ME
January 2009

APR 17, 2011 05:07 PM

Sallen said:

Nea said:
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For some reason I totally read that in Morgan freemans voice In my head.



Me too!!

phrogg

phrogg

Greenville, SC
August 2005

APR 17, 2011 05:52 PM



SPOILERS! (Click to view)
This is so old that there may be a couple of young members who haven't seen it(?)

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

APR 17, 2011 07:06 PM

Sallen said:

Nea said:
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For some reason I totally read that in Morgan freemans voice In my head.



Awesometown! biggrin

Looch

Looch

Reno, NV
November 2008

APR 17, 2011 07:07 PM

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Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

APR 17, 2011 07:08 PM

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Gilby

Gilby

Bridgeville, PA
October 2004

APR 17, 2011 07:12 PM

I don't give a fuck. But if there were some ladies here, I might give a fuck or two... smiletonguewink

(And by here, I mean at my house.)

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

APR 17, 2011 07:21 PM

confused

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