use your best pick up line on the person above you

shoot

If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.

If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?

uh-huh.

So, what are you going to make me for breakfast?

hey, wanna fuck?

ahem...

boobs

*doesnt say a word*..... then closes door behind AC

Can I pee in your butt?

Ooops, devil woman snuck in here. I am only allowed to pee on avalon..

So....

If I buttered your muffin, would you land butter side down?

yeah that would do it for me...

and to dancehall, i want to know what is like to get peed on from an angel

It depends on how much butter you put on me

Do you like bread ?

I've got legs.

if i could rearrange the alphebet i would put U and I togeather.

You wanna play house?

You be the door and I'll slam you.

how'd ya like to call in sick tomorrow because you've been ridden too hard you cant walk?

Meet me in the back in five minutes.

How about you put that magnet on my TV and see what happens

yes that IS a johnsonville brat in my pocket and yes I am damned glad to meat you...

Don't I know you from somewhere?

I'm the receptionist at the V.D. clinic.

I suck at this game.

Can I push in your stool?

AlyshaScunt : Is that a mirror in your pocket?
mrnatural: Ugh...No.
AlyshaScunt : Damn, cause I can see myself in your pants!

Bam.

Happy Birthday.

What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Unfortunately, I just keep improvising my own versions of The Aristocrats whenever I feel attracted. People tend to beg me to stop and then I don't like them anymore.