you know your town sucks when...

the 5th tallest building is the jail

there's a hooker on every street corner [rimshot - think about it, its deep]

Ah YEAH!

your MAYOR is also the Street sweeper / town DRUNK

the town hooker is your mom... OHHHHHHH!!!!!!

the town is called loserville - population: you

Hmm I thought it was Aunt Shirley....... but oh well mom needs the money anyway...

there's no cable tv or internet [actually, they call that hell rather than sucksville]

SERTIN PEOPLE DONT ANSWER MESSAGES.......hint hint hint....

You can't be cerious.

When there are no roads in, and no roads of town, actually there are no roads period, and no cars for that matter. The only way in or out is floatplane or boat, weather-permitting and there hasn't been transit for so long that the mail hasn't been delivered in over a month!!!!!
Elfin Cove, Alaska!!!!!!

The weird thing is I kinda like how much my last town sucked. On account of my name being Hansel and the town being Junction City...

FYI I guarantee the tallest builiding in town was Safeway

You made a website about how much it sucks!
Findlay SUCKS

When the local Pizza Parlor, gas station, Burger King, and Grocery store is all in the same building.

the town i live in doesnt even have a safeway...closest one is 20 mins away!

You wake up to the sound of heavy artillery in the morning.

when there are "dog barking police" you can report your neighbor to when their dog barks too loud/incessantly

when the name of your town is Knob Noster

When the name of your town is STARKville. Truth in advertising right there for you, folks!

90% of the people endulge in group prayer...... and if you don't you get shunned by all !

they open a Wilkinsons

you can't wait to close your front door on it.

the cops in my town get excited when somebodys cow gets loose, then it takes all 3 of then to get things under control.

in Knob they held up trafic on the overpass for 10 minutes chasing some old ladies dog once

all you smell is cow