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docturnal

docturnal

Raleigh, NC
April 2006

JUL 23, 2006 12:01 AM

the 5th tallest building is the jail

healthyparanoid

healthyparanoid

Highland Park, IL
November 2005

JUL 23, 2006 12:05 AM

there's a hooker on every street corner [rimshot - think about it, its deep]

emptymouthpiece

emptymouthpiece

I'm lost
May 2005

JUL 23, 2006 12:05 AM

Ah YEAH!

Crymson

Crymson

I'm lost
May 2006

JUL 23, 2006 12:06 AM

your MAYOR is also the Street sweeper / town DRUNK

CharlieLove

CharlieLove

Fiji
March 2006

JUL 23, 2006 12:06 AM

the town hooker is your mom... OHHHHHHH!!!!!!

healthyparanoid

healthyparanoid

Highland Park, IL
November 2005

JUL 23, 2006 12:07 AM

the town is called loserville - population: you

Crymson

Crymson

I'm lost
May 2006

JUL 23, 2006 12:08 AM

CharlieLove said:
the town hooker is your mom... OHHHHHHH!!!!!!



Hmm I thought it was Aunt Shirley....... but oh well mom needs the money anyway...

healthyparanoid

healthyparanoid

Highland Park, IL
November 2005

JUL 23, 2006 12:09 AM

there's no cable tv or internet [actually, they call that hell rather than sucksville]

Crymson

Crymson

I'm lost
May 2006

JUL 23, 2006 12:12 AM

CharlieLove said:
the town hooker is your mom... OHHHHHHH!!!!!!



SERTIN PEOPLE DONT ANSWER MESSAGES.......hint hint hint....wink

MrPicMe

MrPicMe

North Wales, PA
November 2004

JUL 23, 2006 01:43 AM

Crymson said:

CharlieLove said:
the town hooker is your mom... OHHHHHHH!!!!!!



SERTIN PEOPLE DONT ANSWER MESSAGES.......hint hint hint....wink



You can't be cerious.

razorbladevixen

razorbladevixen

Juneau, AK
December 2005

JUL 23, 2006 01:57 AM

When there are no roads in, and no roads of town, actually there are no roads period, and no cars for that matter. The only way in or out is floatplane or boat, weather-permitting and there hasn't been transit for so long that the mail hasn't been delivered in over a month!!!!!
Elfin Cove, Alaska!!!!!! ARRR!!!

desidia

desidia

Reunion
September 2002

JUL 23, 2006 02:03 AM

The weird thing is I kinda like how much my last town sucked. On account of my name being Hansel and the town being Junction City...

FYI I guarantee the tallest builiding in town was Safeway

obeypabst

obeypabst

Ypsilanti, MI
June 2004

JUL 23, 2006 02:10 AM

You made a website about how much it sucks!
Findlay SUCKS

ARRR!!!

MschfMayhemSoap

MschfMayhemSoap

Phoenix, AZ
April 2006

JUL 23, 2006 02:12 AM

When the local Pizza Parlor, gas station, Burger King, and Grocery store is all in the same building.

Phoenixgirl

Phoenixgirl

I'm lost
May 2006

JUL 23, 2006 05:07 AM

Arael said:
The weird thing is I kinda like how much my last town sucked. On account of my name being Hansel and the town being Junction City...

FYI I guarantee the tallest builiding in town was Safeway



the town i live in doesnt even have a safeway...closest one is 20 mins away!

heavenleigh

heavenleigh

I'm lost
February 2004

JUL 23, 2006 06:14 AM

You wake up to the sound of heavy artillery in the morning.

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

JUL 23, 2006 06:36 AM

when there are "dog barking police" you can report your neighbor to when their dog barks too loud/incessantly

Pudding

Pudding

San Pedro, CA
June 2005

JUL 23, 2006 07:22 AM

when the name of your town is Knob Noster

morwok

morwok

Starkville, MS
July 2006

JUL 23, 2006 08:04 AM

When the name of your town is STARKville. Truth in advertising right there for you, folks!

zoton

zoton

Kuwait
November 2005

JUL 23, 2006 08:08 AM

90% of the people endulge in group prayer...... and if you don't you get shunned by all !

spamtwo

spamtwo

United Kingdom
April 2006

JUL 23, 2006 09:11 AM

they open a Wilkinsons

heavenandhell

heavenandhell

United Kingdom
March 2006

JUL 23, 2006 09:53 AM

you can't wait to close your front door on it.

Starlyte

Starlyte

Elkhorn, WI
June 2006

JUL 23, 2006 12:20 PM

the cops in my town get excited when somebodys cow gets loose, then it takes all 3 of then to get things under control.

Pudding

Pudding

San Pedro, CA
June 2005

JUL 23, 2006 03:05 PM

Starlyte said:
the cops in my town get excited when somebodys cow gets loose, then it takes all 3 of then to get things under control.



in Knob they held up trafic on the overpass for 10 minutes chasing some old ladies dog once

Phoenixgirl

Phoenixgirl

I'm lost
May 2006

JUL 23, 2006 03:06 PM

all you smell is cow

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