MessyJessy and CharlieLove's lovechild

is named

District Floyd Conant McSparin Cahill.

What if it's a girl?

uhm..... jessy? honey?

what if it's just a county and not an entire district?

what if it's a hermaphrodite?

pfft. you're just mad cause our baby's got a cooler name than you. also, it's really funny because his initials are DC.

Jessy Honey Conant McSparin Cahill?
Could work.

the Conant McSparin Cahill are a gaurentee...

pfft, that name's not so different than mine. my parents were originally going to name me "the matthew ryan brown crisp memorial highway esquire junior" but since my father's name is certainly not "the," they settled for matthew ryan brown crisp. esquire.

You're still Matt, where as District is the coolest kid in his district.

How about Lorelei ?

Lorelei Rebecca?

I still like Psycho Killer.

I like it

Lorelei Rebecca Conant McSparin Cahill she is.


we arn't having more than 2.

Good...I'm not Catholic or Mormon either

After 2 Jessy gets a vasectomy?

i'd like my overies hacked out as well.

the hermaphrodites never get any love, and i'll have you know vasectomies doesn't mean no more kids, because after 7 years your chances at having more kids sky rockets

yeah, just wait until that little district becomes a teenager and starts his defiance. i can hear it now.

"you're not my congressional representative!" or "suck on my constituents!"

i'd sit there, stoned, giggling at him, poking jessy in the ribs and saying "we got ourself a smartass"

he'll be at boarding school by that point...

best. parents. evar.

I'm going to do everything in my power to steer him in the direction of becoming Holden Caufield