I have Cap'n Crunch's Crunchberries Cereal.

So fuck you.

in the ass.

with the Cap'ns peg leg..... YARR!

That shit erodes my hard palate.

You're not supposed to eat that stuff, it ruins the roof of your mouth.

But I love it.

thats just negative propaganda from lesser cereal companies !!!!!!

Eww.

That is my favorite cereal. Remember a few years back when they had the All Crunch Berry's cereal...without those little yellow pellets? I ate a box every 3 days.

Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch is a close second.....

Those aren't crunchberries. They're sun-dried bloody rat turds.

When will they come out with adult cereals? I'm not talking Muslix or Oat 'n Fiber here. I wan't a cereal that tastes great with my favorite beer, maybe with little bits of hempseed and "bud berries" Hmm, Cap'n Cannabis' Bud Berry Delight. -What ever gets you through the day. I can just imagine the surprise "toys". Hmm, a hashpipe? Porn? "Novelty" condoms?