For your edification

If you take some gasoline and then shake it up in a baby bottle with a lima bean and then suck on that shit, it will get you FUCKED UP!!!
(stolen from a friend of mine)

In other news: A baby marmoset was found living in George Washington's tomb.
The marmoset was found on Thursday by a young man from Boston named Alexander Frinkydink. Asked for comment he said that he was "looking for historical artifacts so I could start my own museam and become a bazillionair debutante with lots of historical society bitches to hang around my phat pad and shake they booties while quoting ancient history!"
This reporter holds Alexander's motives in grave robbing to be thoroughly defensible.
The marmoset was sent to a zoo at an undisclosed location where it has been named 'Freddy.' According to zoo keeper Janice Slapology the cuddly critter survived by "suckling brains through any available intact noses in neighboring tombs." Investigation continues into the possibility that a diet of decomposing brains may cause a baby marmoset to become a flesh eating, world ending zombie.
At this time, Freddy is living happily at his new zoo home where visitors feed him peanuts and ciggarettes.

Reprting for Nothing News, this has been TheGrandVomica. Over to you now, Steve.

Wow..thats an old Marmoset

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I'm not finished with you yet!