Stricken & Beaky Thread Brokers

We have a special offer.... Think about your ROI...

the "5 words during sex..." thread is up for grabs, serious inquiries only please.

how about a straight trade for the count to one million thread?

I need to talk to my partner, I'll have my assistant call you back.

Don't take your time, I just may withdraw my offer.

you may want to rethink that

Pfffft! I've got oil futures.

Come to think of it, throw in a "thread to be named later" and you've got a deal.

done...

I'm only doing this because my partner is on meds and asleep

not asleep yet just zombiefied

but you're in no condition to make board room decisions

Okay, what else you lookin to unload?

I got something on a spoof from the "man with 80 wifes" thread on Lifestyle... Nothing concrete though

Sounds purely speculative. Not sure if I want a piece of that.

sure i am i make my best decisions medicated yeah no not really i'll let you be the judge on this one but you better make the right one or you'll have to deal with my silly ass tomorrow...well later today!!!!

Tomorrow.. today.. Whats the diference? you have a silly ass ALL the TIME ! !

Remember that you get too sexy when medicated, that boardroom table is looking comfty right now

Look what happend to the throw in thread..

You know, that one turned out alright. But, it was the throw in thread. Your main course here is a speculative venture. I can deal with a little specualtion on the side, but as the main selling point? Sounds iffy to me.

ohh check out MR PIMP ASS
beaky ! ! !

I don't want to be a party to any insider trading, but word on the street is that the "When in doubt, blame it on Jaws" thread is H-O-T. You didn't hear that shit from me.

I dunno, the word I got on that thread is that it's going to be under SEC investigation.

werd

But, you know, I invest heavily in the standards. You can never go wrong with +1 or underscores.

the _+1 is out of our reach

Some people keep talking about a merger, but I don't think it'll ever really happen.