Should I Ask Her Out?

"Should I ask her out?"
"No...you wait for her to grow into a plant...and then you FUCK the plant."

I've been watching The 40 Year Old Virgin. hehehe.

That's a good one!

Life is about meeting people. It's about connections. It's not about cocks and ass and tits.

Agreed, but it's a great movie!

I call bullshit.

"So...your name's Gina."
"It's 'gina"



Crazy Speed-Dating Chick:



"You see this!? This is a free ass!"

Condom Fun!







Have you ever heard of the term Fuck Buddy

"You know how I know you're gay?"
"How?"
"Your dick tastes like shit."

I love this movie but I've only sceen it once... hence no quotes from me

"Everything looks big on a 60 inch tv! My sister's dick looks big on this tv!"

Why can't life be about connections with people's cocks and asses and tits?

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?
That's...a vagina.
Oh, God...are you going to kill me?




Owww...That billboard had two sides which both hurt equally!





You wanna know why I hired her? I hired her for you, man. I should've hired a 300lb guy who could lift plasma screens all day long, but instead, I hired a 90lb hot chick who can't even lift an iPod!"





Wow...you're officially not a virgin anymore. Congratulations:





So you wanna go again?
Sure.






And if nothing else, this goofy-ass pic should make everyone want to see the movie:

I love when you're touching a tit and it's like a bag of sand...

Catherine Keener was so hot in that movie

WORD!!!!

HOT GRANDMA! HOT GRANDMA! You're a hot grandma!

"Fuck her and then have her send you a check for twelve dollars for your birthday."

best line in the movie...

and butthole pleasures.

I have to watch this again, I fucking laughed my ass off the first time.

+1

becaue life isn't perfect, okay?

cleveland steamers lolol

I hope you have a big trunk, because I'm gonna park my bike in it....

please stop