Sexy things that aren't really sexy.

What is something that you have been told is sexy by culture, porn, society, etc., but that you find to be nonsexy, boring, dull, or just ridiculous?

(keep it respectful, dammit!)

For me, I see nothing sexy about facials. It just seems silly.

I find stripper shoes to be terribly silly. I also really prefer women to take their shoes off in bed. (Facials don't do anything for me, either.)

agree about facials.

i'll add watching deep throats on monster cocks. i'm not really into the sound (or the sight) of a girl gagging on a sausage.

Using spit as lube. Not sexy. Also, not lube.

this times 1000.

gapping or holding an orifice open

+3 on facials, and on any other body part

big fake boobs, fake asses(they are just ridiculous) heavy fake tans. dark lip liner and the seemingly constant need to keep everything shaven

Cheerleader uniforms.

Lap dances.

Facials, spit as lube, gagging, degradation of women (verbal or physical), slapping cocks on clits in porn (I understand that it serves a purpose of delaying orgasm for the actors, but still), girls with guns.

i think this will end up another 'things we hate most about porn' thread

how so, miss? I would hate to be party to ruining your life.

Really?This many guys against facials?

Pretty much everything that is considered sexy on a man: stubble, overly defined muscles, tallness. (I don't mind guys who are muscular or tall, it's just I don't think those traits are inherently sexy or necessary for a man to be attractive.)
Ryan Reynolds is not sexy.
I don't find glasses to be all that sexy. Yeah, they look cute on some people, but just like beards, I feel that they hide the face too much.
I don't find tomboys or "sporty" looking Playboy type girls to be sexy.
Girls kissing, or making out, or getting it on, is not inherently sexy. It depends on the girls, for me.

Agreed on the silly stripper shoes.

I never understood girls who are attracted to guys with big full beards. Seriously, you have no idea what your man actually looks like.

Yes. And schoolgirl uniforms, or anything else that plays into a teen fetish.

Also, talking dirty. Ninety-nine percent of it just sounds silly to me.

Stripper clothes and shoes.
Defined muscles.
Long and straight hair.

When people rub food on their bodies. On SG alone I've seen chocolate syrup, jam, wine, spaghetti, whip cream, bailey's, honey... it's all so gross and a huge turnoff to me. Same thing goes with being all oiled up, too. I just keep thinking of how gross the sheets would be.

High-heeled shoes. Not a turnoff, they're just... shoes, to me.

Lingerie. Does nothing for me. Perhaps because I've grown up in a world where what people wear to the mall is more revealing than some lingerie. Elaborate lingerie can come off as "mom like" to me. Like that's something old people do.

Tanning. Even a little bit.

Stopping in the middle of a blowjob to spit on the guy's cock is also not sexy.

+1, makes me nausious. Food goes on a clean plate, then into your mouth with either clean hands if it's finger food, or clean utensils if it's not.


Also, this includes using champagne or other drink liquids as a douche.

When porn gals give big slobbery blowjobs. Kinda grosses me out.