What's hotter? Vampires or Pirates?

Or how about vampire pirates?

A vampire pirate might work, however an entire ship of pirates would not... no one to eat, and no one to man the ship during daylight hours. only remedial vampires would thing this was a good idea.

Unless you have vampires under the Anne Rice mythology who don't need to feed every day, but instead can go many days, sometimes weeks, without feeding. They could sail from port to port plundering and sucking the blood of the hapless inhabitants.

the ship could be crewed by a small contingent of human slaves during the day.

I was in Asda not long ago (UK's version of WalMart) and they were selling a children's book called "Vampirates" We agreed that it was probably the best thing ever, but none of us were willing to throw down the money to buy a copy.

it is actually an entire series

was this the book?

Nope was this one

mmm vampires

not sure about vampire pirates though...

Where did that picture come from?

I am a vampire pirate...

At least my character in Morrowind is.

a friend of mine in college drew it, just as a pirate, for an editorial in the school paper about internet piracy. I however turned it into a vampire and was thus granted copywrite privilages for my contributions.

Isn't it hot?

pirates are badass and hot (albeit smelly).

and any "attractive" vampires are too fruity (unless we're talking vampire Willow from Buffy or something, in which case HOT, but still gonna kill you).

pirates will always win everything.

Kate Beckensale and Sophia Myles would like to have a word with you

Pirates have scurvy, but you can fight that with oranges and Cheetos and things.
Vampires make you undead... A little tougher to fight.

I'm-a go with pirates. Just pirates. Fangs don't do it for me.

Pirates being eaten by Vampires...

And there should be lots of bleeding wenches around for good measure.

Yeah, because human slaves are sooooo reliable...

How is this news?

I think they could be quite reliable when their masters are vampire pirates.

Thanks for not making me be the first to say it.

it is settled



NO!!!!! crappy size limits

link!

http://www.piratejesus.com/PJ47.gif

*runs to start "What's hotter? Subs or Roses?" thread*

subs look like penii, while roses look like vaginas.

I say draw

Subs & Roses rules!

RAWK!

i think vampires are hotter!