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NewSpectre

NewSpectre

Baltimore, MD
March 2005

JUL 22, 2006 03:03 AM

Or how about vampire pirates?

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

JUL 22, 2006 05:10 AM

A vampire pirate might work, however an entire ship of pirates would not... no one to eat, and no one to man the ship during daylight hours. only remedial vampires would thing this was a good idea.

NewSpectre

NewSpectre

Baltimore, MD
March 2005

JUL 22, 2006 05:16 AM

Darke said:
A vampire pirate might work, however an entire ship of pirates would not... no one to eat, and no one to man the ship during daylight hours. only remedial vampires would thing this was a good idea.



Unless you have vampires under the Anne Rice mythology who don't need to feed every day, but instead can go many days, sometimes weeks, without feeding. They could sail from port to port plundering and sucking the blood of the hapless inhabitants.

the ship could be crewed by a small contingent of human slaves during the day.

The_New_Scum

The_New_Scum

United Kingdom
March 2006

JUL 22, 2006 05:27 AM

Spectre08 said:
Or how about vampire pirates?



I was in Asda not long ago (UK's version of WalMart) and they were selling a children's book called "Vampirates" We agreed that it was probably the best thing ever, but none of us were willing to throw down the money to buy a copy.

NewSpectre

NewSpectre

Baltimore, MD
March 2005

JUL 22, 2006 05:29 AM

TheNewScumUK said:

Spectre08 said:
Or how about vampire pirates?



I was in Asda not long ago (UK's version of WalMart) and they were selling a children's book called "Vampirates" We agreed that it was probably the best thing ever, but none of us were willing to throw down the money to buy a copy.



it is actually an entire series

was this the book?

The_New_Scum

The_New_Scum

United Kingdom
March 2006

JUL 22, 2006 05:41 AM

doolittle

doolittle

Mesa, AZ
December 2004

JUL 22, 2006 07:46 AM

mmm vampires love

not sure about vampire pirates though...

ClD

ClD

Australia
February 2006

JUL 22, 2006 07:48 AM

SpectreInTheUK said:
Or how about vampire pirates?



Where did that picture come from?

Domo_Kun

Domo_Kun

Rockford, IL
March 2005

JUL 22, 2006 08:10 AM

I am a vampire pirate...

At least my character in Morrowind is.

NewSpectre

NewSpectre

Baltimore, MD
March 2005

JUL 22, 2006 08:16 AM

Ciddy said:

SpectreInTheUK said:
Or how about vampire pirates?



Where did that picture come from?



a friend of mine in college drew it, just as a pirate, for an editorial in the school paper about internet piracy. I however turned it into a vampire and was thus granted copywrite privilages for my contributions.

Isn't it hot?

Maude

Maude

I'm lost
July 2005

JUL 22, 2006 08:34 AM

pirates are badass and hot (albeit smelly).

and any "attractive" vampires are too fruity (unless we're talking vampire Willow from Buffy or something, in which case HOT, but still gonna kill you).

pirates will always win everything. ARRR!!!

NewSpectre

NewSpectre

Baltimore, MD
March 2005

JUL 22, 2006 08:44 AM

Maude said:
pirates are badass and hot (albeit smelly).

and any "attractive" vampires are too fruity (unless we're talking vampire Willow from Buffy or something, in which case HOT, but still gonna kill you).

pirates will always win everything. ARRR!!!



Kate Beckensale and Sophia Myles love would like to have a word with you

Kleio

Kleio

Winona, MN
January 2006

JUL 22, 2006 09:00 AM

Pirates have scurvy, but you can fight that with oranges and Cheetos and things.
Vampires make you undead... A little tougher to fight.

I'm-a go with pirates. Just pirates. Fangs don't do it for me.

Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

JUL 22, 2006 09:01 AM

Pirates being eaten by Vampires...

And there should be lots of bleeding wenches around for good measure.

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

JUL 22, 2006 11:20 AM

SpectreInTheUK said:

Darke said:
A vampire pirate might work, however an entire ship of pirates would not... no one to eat, and no one to man the ship during daylight hours. only remedial vampires would thing this was a good idea.



Unless you have vampires under the Anne Rice mythology who don't need to feed every day, but instead can go many days, sometimes weeks, without feeding. They could sail from port to port plundering and sucking the blood of the hapless inhabitants.

the ship could be crewed by a small contingent of human slaves during the day.



Yeah, because human slaves are sooooo reliable... whatever

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

JUL 22, 2006 11:21 AM

How is this news?

NewSpectre

NewSpectre

Baltimore, MD
March 2005

JUL 22, 2006 11:56 AM

Darke said:

SpectreInTheUK said:

Darke said:
A vampire pirate might work, however an entire ship of pirates would not... no one to eat, and no one to man the ship during daylight hours. only remedial vampires would thing this was a good idea.



Unless you have vampires under the Anne Rice mythology who don't need to feed every day, but instead can go many days, sometimes weeks, without feeding. They could sail from port to port plundering and sucking the blood of the hapless inhabitants.

the ship could be crewed by a small contingent of human slaves during the day.



Yeah, because human slaves are sooooo reliable... whatever



I think they could be quite reliable when their masters are vampire pirates.

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

JUL 22, 2006 12:09 PM

Vampirate

Vampirate

Durham, NC
October 2004

JUL 22, 2006 12:50 PM


Thanks for not making me be the first to say it. wink

NewSpectre

NewSpectre

Baltimore, MD
March 2005

JUL 22, 2006 12:50 PM

it is settled



NO!!!!! crappy size limits

link!

http://www.piratejesus.com/PJ47.gif

Vampirate

Vampirate

Durham, NC
October 2004

JUL 22, 2006 12:51 PM

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

JUL 22, 2006 12:56 PM

Vampirate said:


Thanks for not making me be the first to say it. wink



*runs to start "What's hotter? Subs or Roses?" thread*

NewSpectre

NewSpectre

Baltimore, MD
March 2005

JUL 22, 2006 01:01 PM

Subrosa said:

Vampirate said:


Thanks for not making me be the first to say it. wink



*runs to start "What's hotter? Subs or Roses?" thread*



subs look like penii, while roses look like vaginas.

I say draw

TAFKASP

TAFKASP

Oakland, CA
June 2003

JUL 22, 2006 01:03 PM

Subrosa said:

Vampirate said:


Thanks for not making me be the first to say it. wink



*runs to start "What's hotter? Subs or Roses?" thread*




Subs & Roses rules!

RAWK!

Phoenixgirl

Phoenixgirl

I'm lost
May 2006

JUL 22, 2006 04:59 PM

i think vampires are hotter! love

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