Oral Please? ^_^

Here is the problem ya'll. I love giving oral to my girlfriend. I could linger down near her naughty parts all night and not have enough. I love to feel her squirm and wiggle as i get her all crazy from my tongue. The problem is that she thinks that it is kind of..."icky" and she doesn't usually let me do it. Plus, because she thinks me going down on her is wierd, she won't go down on me. And there have been plenty of times when she could, but doesn't. Now, i love her with everything i have, but at some point i need some hobbin on my knobbin (my friends came up with that one). Any suggestions on how get oral back into the sex life?

Oh, dear gods, man, dump her.

Thank you. I wanted to say it but I've been feeling too flippant lately.

Peanut butter on knob + dog = Problem solved

Thank you. I wanted to say that too, but I'm not a fucking pervert.

Pervert.

This is especially awesome because your profile picture is a dog.

Yeah. A sexually repressed partner becomes a real problem after a couple of years. Let her work out her issues on someone else.


Daniel

Bestiality-inspired, masturbatory sexual perversion is my specialty.

That and Chocolate Mousse.

Seems to me like she needs to be retrained to love the cock. Is she ok with giving hand jobs? Seems like if that's an ok thing to do, it might help her get over the *icky crotch* mentality, which will help get the oral loving going.

Not that I really know a damn thing, I'm just throwing an idea out there.

Well, before you dump her or trick an animal into giving you oral sex you should tell her it's a problem. Not that you haven't yet, because I have no idea. What exactly does she find gross? If it's splooge in her mouth there are lots of ways around that, if it's the taste of man bits, there are ways around that too.

I'm sure if you discuss it you can work something out. And if not, dump her.

Now hold on. You should probably have a long discussion with her before doing anything drastic. See, a lack of sexual chemistry or variety is very very bad for a relationship. Talk to her about this, about how her repressedness (that's not a word but I don't care) may be kind of eating away at the relationship, but be careful not to sound like you're dumping all the blame on her. Offer to meet her halfway, so to speak, if she doesn't want to jump right into it.

And if that doesn't work, just fucking dump her.

Ahh! Puppy perverts! : )

Also, hahaha.

I used to be the same way until recently due to shit that happened a long time ago. I dont know what fixed it, so I cant really give any advice. Might have been to prove I could if I wanted to.

Tell her she doesn't have to go down on you, but if she doesn't, you'll find someone who will. Emotional blackmail is the key to a healthy relationship.

or just buy a dog, name it "Gnobgoblin" and see if she gets the hint

oh yeah, then get a cat and call it "Colonel Angus"







(yeah yeah, I stole that one from the "intercourse poll for the ladies" guy)

Great, and interesting, advice guys. We shall see how it goes. Which piece of advice i am taking, i will let you guess.

what you going to call the dog?

For your sake, I hope she wasn't much of a cook.

I just got out of a 2 1/2 year relationship with a girl who WOULD NOT go down on me no matter what I did. At first it was an inconvienienance and a little disappointing but then it became a real problem. You know your own needs better than anyone. I felt for a long time that if I dumped her it would be a really shallow reason and I'd really be a bad person for it but as time went on I began to realize that if you want head from your GF and she can't/won't give it to you then you shouldn't be with her. Don't settle. Get a girl you deserve, and a girl that deserves you. If you love giving oral so much believe me you'll find someone else who's a giver too.

maybe she's not impressed with your personal grooming (sorry, but it's possible)
If it's that important to you, and for some it is,
you may want to move on.

OMG!!!1111oneoneone My grrl won't suk my dik!!!

Look guys, truth is eventually every woman is going to stop sucking your dick at some point. Not every girl likes her kitty licked or can cum a zillion times. If all that matters to you in a relationship is what kind of sex acts your partner will or will not do, stop dating and just pay hookers when you need to get off.

Well, i agree somewhat with Mr Dogfarted, but i can also see how it would be a bit of a problem. talk to her about it, and if she simply doesnt want to do it, then thats her choice. jack off and watch porn!