crazytalk said:
guys have it easy. all we have to do to fuck like a porn star is put our hand on our own ass and mumble.
it's one thing to fuck like a porn STAR and another to fuck like some porn extra.

I have no idea what any of that meant.

yeah, what's a porn extra? Some dude sitting on the couch in the background watching tv while the couple's going at it?

Jay_Blank

Brooklyn, NY

July 2006

JUL 18, 2006 08:25 PM

Maybe a porn extra is like a 2nd stringer. Main guy pulls a hammy so he tags in his understudy...

Ridley

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUL 18, 2006 11:05 PM

To go back to the technical aspect that this thread seemed to originally question, no I don't necessarily think porn moves make them better in bed. I've found that most positions in porn are uncomfortable (therefore unsatisfying) but look good (For both guy and girl). It depends though, some positions are awesome.

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA

January 2006

JUL 18, 2006 11:16 PM

BernardShakey said:

StarBelliedBoy said:

I have no idea what any of that meant.

yeah, what's a porn extra? Some dude sitting on the couch in the background watching tv while the couple's going at it?

Haha yeah, extras are like the Porntroopers standing in the background while Darth Vibrator goes at it with Princess Layme Orgasma in Star Whores

castorsky

I'm lost

November 2005

JUL 18, 2006 11:33 PM

SonOfAPunk said:
Anyhow...

How blunt can I make this?

Porn is fake.

Oh my god...are...are you saying those two girls sexing each other in front of the crew in "Pirates XXX" weren't really orgasming everytime the pirates went "Yarrgg!" and waved their rum?!

I refuse to believe it! I just won't!

SonOfAPunk

Maple Ridge, BC

January 2006

JUL 19, 2006 04:05 AM

castorsky said:

SonOfAPunk said:
Anyhow...

How blunt can I make this?

Porn is fake.

In all honesty... That was one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen in my life. That legless guy, who's HARSH got a boner in his pantaloons going "GYAAAAARRRR!!!!!!" every five seconds to make it seem like he's NOT gonna cream...

Pure genius.

RavenLexus

United Kingdom

July 2006

JUL 19, 2006 05:14 AM

i myself believe that if you feel like you HAVE to fuck like a porn star, then theres something very wrong! i however am a Goddess in bed, so i dont have to worry!!!

Phantasy

Australia

October 2005

JUL 19, 2006 05:42 AM

TheFuckOffKid said:

Dove said:

SirVincealot said:
My 2cnts:

Porn stars act like "sluts" on camera.

I love sluttish behaviour; sluttier the better. Nothing against the June Cleavers of the world and more power to them!

so, female + sex + enthusiasm = slut. good to know.

BRILLIANT!

*runs off to start a new group in praise of sluts*

Ooh ooh! Can I join?

ElizaTheTroll

Australia

January 2006

JUL 19, 2006 01:53 PM

SonOfAPunk said:

castorsky said:

SonOfAPunk said:
Anyhow...

How blunt can I make this?

Porn is fake.

There's funny porn out there? I must see this.

SonOfAPunk

Maple Ridge, BC

January 2006

JUL 19, 2006 04:18 PM

olaf said:

SonOfAPunk said:

castorsky said:

SonOfAPunk said:
Anyhow...

How blunt can I make this?

Porn is fake.

There's funny porn out there? I must see this.

Aye. Thar be funny pornography out there laddie, ye just need to be baked when setting ye peepers on it. Or slightly drunk off ye rum!

I do neither, but aye, I find humour in e'rythin'!

Gyar, pornstars looky-like limp hotdogs bouncin' off one-another!

Not for I... Aye, not for I...

_Elichrusos

Australia

November 2004

JUL 19, 2006 04:23 PM

TheFuckOffKid said:

Dove said:

SirVincealot said:
My 2cnts:

Porn stars act like "sluts" on camera.

I love sluttish behaviour; sluttier the better. Nothing against the June Cleavers of the world and more power to them!

so, female + sex + enthusiasm = slut. good to know.

BRILLIANT!

*runs off to start a new group in praise of sluts*

I would be all over that group.

crazytalk

Brooklyn, NY

February 2006

AUG 07, 2006 09:19 PM

RudeBoy99 said:

BernardShakey said:

StarBelliedBoy said:

I have no idea what any of that meant.

yeah, what's a porn extra? Some dude sitting on the couch in the background watching tv while the couple's going at it?

Haha yeah, extras are like the Porntroopers standing in the background while Darth Vibrator goes at it with Princess Layme Orgasma in Star Whores

ha ha.. i was just playing on the fact that one can put the word "STAR" after "porn." the concept of porn-extras seemed kinda funny.l
And dudes in porn usually mumble shit and put their hand on their own ass while they're having sex. it's a fairly simple observation. they "clear the way" for the camera angle. i didn't mean to blow your minds with that one.