Your hottest sexual encounter to date...

No holds barred. You start. I'll type mine up later.

(This was inspired by the Threesomes thread. )

[Edited on Jan 21, 2003 by Lesa]

i would hate to bum anyone out, but since my wife is a member and i dont know how she would feel about me going into detail, i wont. but, the best part, is that it was with her, during her second trimester of pregnancy. oh my god. seriously. and i am a bad boy that has done so many bad things my reputation round the hometown would make hefner a skeptic. wifey: 10, the other 24: 1

one time......in the community pool.....I brushed up against a boob.

*laugh* My hottest ever was actually 1 on 1.

An ex girlfriend of mine called me one night and told me that she had a friend who really needed a good on night stand and wanted to know if she could bring her over. I figured it was a joke and said sure.

To my suprise they showed up about a half hour later. I still figured it was a joke until the girl (OK woman, I was 23 and she was 26) looked at me and said "Janet says you eat pussy like a champ!" I actually blushed and said something about how I try and she said "Show me."

Well, I did. She almost pulled 2 fistfulls of hair out of my head. Unfortunately we only had time for me to go down on her twice, (she was in the military and her leave was nearly over) but I put my heart into it and I do take pride in my work, and frankly I get a hell of a lot out of giving pleasure and I was really proud to hear that she told my ex that I was "the best head she ever had".

But I have to say that the feel and taste of her, and the excitement of the encounter was so intense that I have never topped it.

Sebsis-- hot. But, then, I think a fantasy of mine is to be set-up on a one night stand.

Anyway.

One encounter that really sticks out in my mind is when my woman and I were visiting her mother in a very open-plan apartment. We snuck onto the roof garden one night and... had a grand time. There were taller buildings around us, but it was very dark, so I don't know if anyone could have seen us; but the suggestion made the sex very hot.

when i was 17 (i am 21 now), i gave oral sex to the mother of a girl i went to high school with. my family was out of town, she picked me up from a show, she was driving me home, the husband was being emotionally distant, the daughters were pains in the asses, mid life crisis, i could use some affection... yeah, it was pretty great =)

lol i don't think i've had one yet nothing that compares to some of these anyway hee hee hee

wow Trixie, that sounds pretty hot...i'd like to hear more about that

the last time i tried that, i had to receive six tetanus shots, right into my ass. i had to sit on a metal donut for a week. that's the last time i take 'cosmo' up on a sex tip.

I am waiting for that super sexual encounter but I got a list of some fun things I have done!.
1. pool table
2. eating out on top of a water tower.
3. in the bushes directly after killing Jesus in a play called Jesus Christ Superstar then going and shaking her parents hands!
4. A weekend in a tent at a SCA event.
5. On my moms bed with a girl in leather (eww but its ok-vegan), while my mom was gone for the weekend.
6. INf ront of my friend who hates me now...lol
7 A threesome make out session with me and my friend tim nakes and our forigen exchange friend shirtless...she was from africa...skin was fun....weeeee

ok done for now,...list is bigger if any wish to hear them..lol
DAS

Mmmm, a one-act drama:

set: college dorm room, tile floor, all white lights having been replaced with blue lightbulbs, window wide open
time: 1996, late fall, deep night
props: camel cigarettes, cheap vodka (no glasses, just the bottle), cheap camera, cheap amphetamenes
sound: nine inch nails "Pretty Hate Machine" (on repeat, loud)
players:
- one drunk weepy self-pitying 18 year old boy
- one drunk weepy self-pitying 18 year old girl
(note: no prior romantic involvement or interest is implied between the two, but both with extremely-recently-shattered romantic involvements and budding serious substance abuse issues)

Action:
Goddamn so-hot fucking mindblowing
scream-your-head-off nails down the back claw-their-skin-off oh-man-this-is-gonna-fucking-hurt-in-the-morning holy-shit more-more-more gimme fuck-that-bitch-fuck-that-asshole gimme gimme more and oh holy more no yes godDAMN oh more yes more and oh oh man and how did I wind up here the next morning in the shower with hot water pouring down open wounds down the back and is this gonna scar? and oh oh oh oh yes don't stop and yes gimme gimme give me me me me oh
and man
fucking hell i'm skipping class today to sleep well in the first time in many many weeks
and alone so
go i gotta sleep
alone
today.

Weirdest thing about that was I ran into the guy totally randomly at a club, 6 years later, and noticed him looking at me (we'd both changed quite a bit) -- I walked upi to him and said "I think I slept with you" and, in total shock, he said "Yeah, I think you did, and that's totally not what I expected you to say when you walked up!"

Then we went to a party and all was good, and I never saw him again.

{french} FIN {/french}

[Edited on Jan 22, 2003 by Shalome]

I think one of my favorites was after going out to dinner with my now-ex boyfriend. We flopped on the couch to look at hockey scores before he had to go to work. I looked over at him and asked "Are you going to shave today?" He said "Why?" and I said "So I can molest you before you work."
Never seen a boy run to the bathroom so quickly.
He came back, we yanked parts of clothing off or out of the way, and had the most mind-blowing sex ever. No fun location, nothing kinky, just the kind of thing that left me lying on the couch, my shirt pulled up over my breasts, unable to move.
I bet he had a fun night at work.

Okay, but just don't tell my mom...

1. Having sex with my wife on a balcony above Bourbon Street.

2. Group sex with two lesbians (don't ask.)

3. Giving and receiving oral sex in a movie theatre... what can I say, I'm a man who loves the classics.

4. Having sex in the mall while I was working.

5. Getting a handjob in a photo booth after basic training.

This thread rocks

[Edited on Jan 22, 2003 by Zer0]

Can I just be the first to quote:

"Have you done it on a plane,
have you done it on a train,
have you done it in your bed,
have you done it on your head...
would you could you with a goat,
would you could you on a boat..."

(Oh, and I've done it on a plane. The flight attendants giggled when we came out.)

I've had the roughest time coming up with just one. I think I may have to cheat on my own topic and list a few.

Um, okay... oooh, I got it! Okay, this one time, me and this girl uh, y'know, uh, "did it".

That's all.

involved a hot girl...a strap-on....and the top of my dresser

I got laid in hell!!!!!!

No you didn't.

You took the day off, Mr Satan. Ask Beelzebub, he was there.

um. i'm a victim of the sex nazi


NO SEX FOR YOU!

I said,

"No sex for EWE!"

ooooh...so i'm free and clear, then?

*phew*
the women on the wait list have been getting impatient

OKAY, everybody: hot sex w/relethed starts tonite at 6pm. hot! hot! hot!

special thanks to mtlqueen,
and my apologies to all woolen applicants--the rules are the rules