Has anyone ever gone to a massage parlor...

I've always wanted a little asian girl to walk all over my back.

is that wrong?

there is supposed to be some sort of difference between full-fledged prostitution and liberating jizz from strangers for cash?

I guess its only a 7 on the prostitution scale (1 being "I don't like him, but It'll be a free meal, so I said yes" to 10: "Yes I do anal, Mr. Congressman")

It's certainly a few steps up from picking up the clients by hanging around on street corners in a PVC miniskirt.

After far too many hours in far too small a seat on an airplane to HK I needed a massage and had to fight for getting a massage only without any extras!!!
Later I learned from a HK-Chinese that I did not simply go to the wrong place but that all over HK it is almost impossible to get simply a massage! LOL

Don't tell me that I am naive I know that I can be and actually like to have carried a sizeable amount of innocence and naivity through the years intact

OMFG I'm laughing.

This had me in tears! Funniest damned thing I've seen all day.

they have em here in nyc. i used to go, its a massage and a handjob for 110$.

twothirtyseven said:
"I'm really just curious about what goes on, how it happens, what it's like, what the people are like, what the place is like, how things go on so as not to get busted, etc. "

Real simple, look for escorts in your local area that list as providing FBSM . Typicall it will be someone seasoned and is an independent. Stay clear of the parlors as they are more visable to law enforcement, not as discrete, and do not have great systems in place to keep your information confidencial.

Most escorts in an area are a tight community and will only see new clients that have more then one referral. If no referrals established they will want some lID information to verifiy your safe and not putting them at risk.

FBSM escorts are not cheap, with the high cost keeping the rift away and providing descreteness.

What goes on behind doors is between you and the provider, by law and they will post, you are only paying for their companionship and no sexual favors (but that is pretty much a given).

Hope this fills in the gaps for you.

HAHA!!

I totally feel you! Over here you have to know the places where to have a "normal" massage, otherwise the only other safe alternative is the foot massage parlours (and I would'nt be so sure about them either..).

Did you go over to visit Macau as well? Prostitution is legal over there and you would NEVER want to be suprised over there..

My wife and I have a friend who does massages, and that would just be weird if she ever offered the happy ending. I think I would be a little freaked out, and yes a little scared because this is supposed to be a close friend of hers.

Well, does she "do massages" or is she an LMT? As in Licensed Massage Therapist.

My ex was an LMT. She went to college, had to pass a certification exam involving anatomy and all sorts of medical knowledge. And after all that, she gave completely asexual massages.

Though sometimes creepy guy clients would offer her extra cash for happy endings. They didn't get let back in, per her.

Well I haven't, but I'm sure some of my friends have, because my friends can be skeezy motherfuckers sometimes.