Dirty Text Messaging

gets my panties wet.

who's with me?

ME.

Hells yes. its the best when at work

~Tark~

screw cyber sex. texting during masturbation is a skill

I'm damn good at texting with one hand.

I remember texting my ex at work about coming down in my area to give me a blow. Whack thing is that I accidentally sent it to my boss, who is a lesbian. Luckily she somehoe never took it that way because we used a term of endearment.. Woohoo!!!

~Tark~

without text messaging I would have no social life.

plus one


i was missing my phone for 24 hours and started to go into withdrawls.

Margot_Dent was missing her phone for 24 hours and I started to go into withdrawals.

what can i say, i give good text

dirty text messages are the best, especially at work. it builds so much anticipation.

I'm with you on that one, especially in a dark lecture hall during really boring notes. Right after one time I step out of class and call him to laugh and tell him not to tease me like that. After all the anticipation of dirty texting I got dirty talk too, in the middle of the crowded quad area on campus where I couldn't show how turned on I was. I almost came in my pants. Needless to say I skipped the rest of the day and went straight home.

I can't send text messages, but I always get really excited when Morgan sends me a moderately dirty text.

I can't even talk dirty. I actually find it difficult thinking dirty.

Why don't I have your number?

recieving at work = a naughty thrill

I love textual stimulation of any kind

"text dirty to me"

My girlfriend sends them to me all the time.
Hell, just the other day I'm FISHING with my buddy and I get a text that says "When you get home I'm gonna jump your bones"
I'm thinking to myself "Dammit...we JUST got here...and the fish are biting...do I leave now or keep fishing?"
Haha.
I ended up staying for a bit, since I realized she was at work and knew I planned on fishing for a few hours...but she just wanted to warn me. Haha.

yes.
just yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Very effective.

We should totally have a circle text jerk.