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MrMuller

Detroit, MI

March 2004

JUN 11, 2006 09:08 PM

horatios_dreams said:

TheFuckOffKid said:

MrMuller said:
Well you know believe it or not, I've thought of this plenty of times before, unfortunately I'm not even sure I agree with my own idea. Plus no one would go for it, and what's more, there would be no way to enforce it. Not to mention your levels would never fly either, as half of that stuff is illegal in some states. Of course, with ol' Bushy, you never know, he might see this topic and decide to make it federal.

Well, it could be non-mandatory, but you could treat it as training in a discipline rather than being compulsorily licensed. So, for example, you could earn your black belt in fucking. Second dan is an advanced qualification that includes anal and gangbangs. And so on.

The sparring sessions would sure be fun.

Now you've got it. See I like your thinking. How cool would that be. "I'm a blackbelt in fucking." It'll be a whole new pick-up line.

wait, we're NOT supposed to say that?

Well hell as long as it works, but this way you'd have your license to prove it.

fountainofdreams

Batavia, IL

January 2005

JUN 11, 2006 09:53 PM

horatios_dreams said:

TheFuckOffKid said:

MrMuller said:
Well you know believe it or not, I've thought of this plenty of times before, unfortunately I'm not even sure I agree with my own idea. Plus no one would go for it, and what's more, there would be no way to enforce it. Not to mention your levels would never fly either, as half of that stuff is illegal in some states. Of course, with ol' Bushy, you never know, he might see this topic and decide to make it federal.

Well, it could be non-mandatory, but you could treat it as training in a discipline rather than being compulsorily licensed. So, for example, you could earn your black belt in fucking. Second dan is an advanced qualification that includes anal and gangbangs. And so on.

The sparring sessions would sure be fun.

Now you've got it. See I like your thinking. How cool would that be. "I'm a blackbelt in fucking." It'll be a whole new pick-up line.

wait, we're NOT supposed to say that?

Well hell as long as it works, but this way you'd have your license to prove it.

good point.

Darke

Columbia, MO

June 2005

JUN 12, 2006 01:56 PM

Tigerwong said:
Ok, so it seems to me that a lot of stupid people are fucking without a clue. A far cry from safe, sane and consensual (a crime to neglect any one of the three, not just the last, in my opinion).

So, i think that people should be licensed to have sex. They should have to take a half year course (like in school, one semester) and afterwards, take a test and then be officially in the clear to have sex, and only with those who are also licensed to fuck. Who's with me on this?

Then of course there can be different levels of licenses. Gangbang license, orgy license, oral license (maybe this would be like a learners permit?), anal license (i think this DEFINITELY requires at least a class or two), etc.

Then after a certain number of years, your license can be upgraded. Just having a license in the first place can make one eligible for official BDSM classes, Kama Sutra classes... hell Kegels classes should be compulsory.

Hmm... i could be onto something here....

So, is there a free reign license to kill 007 license? if so, I'm in.

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

JUN 12, 2006 02:15 PM

I like this idea. What would be on the written exam?

sixbysix

United Kingdom

December 2004

JUN 12, 2006 02:40 PM

Erm...

I love this idea.

sixbysix

United Kingdom

December 2004

JUN 12, 2006 03:09 PM

Actually, anyone know if there's such think as an intercourse induction? I feel I could use some help, y'know... to be shown the ropes, sorta thing.

MrMuller

Detroit, MI

March 2004

JUN 12, 2006 03:34 PM

sixbysix said:
Actually, anyone know if there's such think as an intercourse induction? I feel I could use some help, y'know... to be shown the ropes, sorta thing.

Oh, I'm sure there are plenty of workshops that you could go to.

sixbysix

United Kingdom

December 2004

JUN 12, 2006 03:35 PM

sixbysix said:
Actually, anyone know if there's such think as an intercourse induction? I feel I could use some help, y'know... to be shown the ropes, sorta thing.

Oh, I'm sure there are plenty of workshops that you could go to.

Call me old-fashioned, but i'd love to find a more... legal avenue.

Amsterdam, maybe.

Tigerwong

Baltimore, MD

February 2005

JUN 12, 2006 10:22 PM

Morgan said:
I like this idea. What would be on the written exam?

Hmm.... well i figure there would have to be an anatomical identification section. Then there could be some mulitiple choice, like:

The G-spot is located near the:
a. anus
b. prostate
c. bladder
d. pancreas

Then i figure there would have to be some short answer and essay questions, like any other test. Just all sex related. And then once you get your regular license, you have to go thru the process again to get the anal, bdsm or orgy license.

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

JUN 13, 2006 10:59 AM

We really oughta make this happen. It would make the world a better place. A sexier place. A place with less bad sex.

Martini

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

JUN 13, 2006 11:06 AM

this thread angers me.

xo

Jubalharshaw

Saint Paul, MN

December 2002

JUL 25, 2006 08:31 PM

It will sure as hell give the DMV a makeover.

Necia

San Francisco, CA

August 2005

JUL 25, 2006 08:52 PM

Jubalharshaw said:
It will sure as hell give the DMV a makeover.

HA! I'm picturing the Midway DMV clear as motherfuckin' day right now.

And it's cracking me the fuck up.

And simultaneously kind of grossing me out.

Jubalharshaw

Saint Paul, MN

December 2002

JUL 25, 2006 11:53 PM

Necia said:

Jubalharshaw said:
It will sure as hell give the DMV a makeover.

HA! I'm picturing the Midway DMV clear as motherfuckin' day right now.

And it's cracking me the fuck up.

And simultaneously kind of grossing me out.

Yeah...that's about the proper reaction. Silver lining: driver's ed. and sex ed. in beautiful matrimony. 10th grade attendance levels will skyrocket. (And behind-the-wheel? Oh yeah. Who thought that the Bunny Ranch could be an educational institution?)

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN

June 2003

JUL 26, 2006 12:11 AM

What about an none-compulsary peer-reviewed board of licensing and standards? The International Sexual Licensing and Standards Board? And members would agree to only sleep with certified ISLSB members?

Hmm...

1. Basic Anatomy

2. Reproductive Anatomy

3. The Cycle of Life

4. How your Willy/Hoohah Works

5. How your Poopchute works

6. STDs and You, or what is this and why does my crotch itch

7. Protection, types, methods, and efective use

8. The Fundamentals - Making out, holding hands, proper hugging technique
8a. Wanking for fun and... fun!

9. Oral Sex - Or how to tie a cherrystem in a knot with your tongue

10. The Handjob
10a. She's Got a Girlfriend Now! - The Handjob for Lesbians

11. Male/Female Vaginal Penetration

12. Male/Female Anal Penetration

13. Male/Male Anal Penetration

14. Female/Female Anal Penetration

15. Three's A Crowd - Etiquette in multipartner situations

16. Kegel's and other sexually oriented excercises

17. How to buy sex toys

18. Lube, advanced course.

19. Fetishes, or the road less travelled

20. BDSM, introductory level.

21. So you're going to be somebodies mommy/daddy/baby daddy

22. Marriage, Divorce, and other inevitabilities

23. Art History

24. Sexual health after middle age

25. Final Exams.

Cairo

SUICIDEGIRL

Maryland, USA

JUL 26, 2006 02:32 PM

Frank said:
What about an none-compulsary peer-reviewed board of licensing and standards? The International Sexual Licensing and Standards Board? And members would agree to only sleep with certified ISLSB members?

Hmm...

1. Basic Anatomy

2. Reproductive Anatomy

3. The Cycle of Life

4. How your Willy/Hoohah Works

5. How your Poopchute works

6. STDs and You, or what is this and why does my crotch itch

7. Protection, types, methods, and efective use

8. The Fundamentals - Making out, holding hands, proper hugging technique
8a. Wanking for fun and... fun!

9. Oral Sex - Or how to tie a cherrystem in a knot with your tongue

10. The Handjob
10a. She's Got a Girlfriend Now! - The Handjob for Lesbians

11. Male/Female Vaginal Penetration

12. Male/Female Anal Penetration

13. Male/Male Anal Penetration

14. Female/Female Anal Penetration

15. Three's A Crowd - Etiquette in multipartner situations

16. Kegel's and other sexually oriented excercises

17. How to buy sex toys

18. Lube, advanced course.

19. Fetishes, or the road less travelled

20. BDSM, introductory level.

21. So you're going to be somebodies mommy/daddy/baby daddy

22. Marriage, Divorce, and other inevitabilities

23. Art History

24. Sexual health after middle age

25. Final Exams.

I am thoroughly amused!

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