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IgnorantProdigy

IgnorantProdigy

Naples, FL
June 2006

JUN 09, 2006 10:33 PM


This thread is to go to be near the bottom. The title itself is priceless.

d20

d20

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

JUN 09, 2006 11:41 PM

in_a_blue_state said:

Ubiquitous_Waz said:

surlyclown said:

d20 said:
in addition to uncontrollable laughter, this thread has given me yet another reason to own a ninja turtle mask.



YOUR RIGHT: SERIOUSLY FUNNY.



improper form of You're/Your followed by proper colon use and all in caps...

simply amazing...

Cheers,
Waz



especially in a thread about improper colon use.

[Edited on Jun 06, 2006 by in_a_blue_state]



you're lucky i wasn't drinking anything when i checked in on this thread or i'd have choked by now.

still, i guess a sore throat is better than the alternative.

Trevallion

Trevallion

Murfreesboro, TN
February 2004

JUN 12, 2006 01:21 PM

Ubiquitous_Waz said:

surlyclown said:

d20 said:
in addition to uncontrollable laughter, this thread has given me yet another reason to own a ninja turtle mask.



YOUR RIGHT: SERIOUSLY FUNNY.



improper form of You're/Your followed by proper colon use and all in caps...

simply amazing...

Cheers,
Waz



No, I think that surlyclown was implying that d20 has a right to be seriously funny.

MschfMayhemSoap

MschfMayhemSoap

Phoenix, AZ
April 2006

JUN 12, 2006 03:42 PM

Trevallion said:

Ubiquitous_Waz said:

surlyclown said:

d20 said:
in addition to uncontrollable laughter, this thread has given me yet another reason to own a ninja turtle mask.



YOUR RIGHT: SERIOUSLY FUNNY.



improper form of You're/Your followed by proper colon use and all in caps...

simply amazing..

Cheers,
Waz



No, I think that surlyclown was implying that d20 has a right to be seriously funny.



And I think the colon was imporperly used as well.... just not in this type... hehesmile

M3mentoM0ri

M3mentoM0ri

Chile
May 2006

JUN 13, 2006 02:11 PM

TheRedBaron said:
Googling ninjafuck turnd up this


surreal



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA now im traumatized :S

d20

d20

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

JUN 17, 2006 09:39 PM

my god... that thing breaks my mind every time i look at it.

i just came back to this thread, saw that picture, and literally ended up with my face in my hands, doubled-over laughing. i don't know what strange power that exact combination of visual elements has, but it's incredibly potent.

shinyredstar

shinyredstar

Tempe, AZ
January 2005

JUN 18, 2006 07:15 PM

But.... why doesn't the ninja turtle have a neck? And why is he wearing that ugly watch?
Is that the guy who does those really degrading videos where he does things like urinating into women's mouths, etc?

MschfMayhemSoap

MschfMayhemSoap

Phoenix, AZ
April 2006

JUN 19, 2006 01:29 PM

peeing in a girls mouth...... while wearing a turtle mask.....

Where can I find "Michelangelo's yellow fever"

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

JUN 19, 2006 02:43 PM

RockabillyKitten said:

TheRedBaron said:
Googling ninjafuck turnd up this


surreal



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA now im traumatized :S



Prepare for more trauma.

raindogphoto

raindogphoto

Arlington, TX
March 2006

JUN 19, 2006 02:59 PM

As my girlfriend says, "No one ever sticks anything in your butt by accident! They either planed it, or your ass winked at them."

StarDiva

StarDiva

USA
February 2004

JUN 20, 2006 07:33 AM

ummm this is a crazy thread.. that took me far too long to read....
but that 'girl' in that picture has some pretty hairy legs

ChaosZoSo

ChaosZoSo

United Kingdom
January 2006

JUL 19, 2006 07:53 PM

the video isn't there anymore frown i wanted to see it :p

ASSH0LE

ASSH0LE

Las Vegas, NV
June 2003

JUL 20, 2006 11:46 AM

MschfMayhemSoap said:
peeing in a girls mouth...... while wearing a turtle mask.....

Where can I find "Michelangelo's yellow fever"





Here you go. Actually, it's just about as disturbing as that other one, particularly if you watch to the end.

Love that scene with the staircase.

vagrantminerva

vagrantminerva

Tracy, CA
June 2006

JUL 20, 2006 04:06 PM

A few times it's almost gone there... And I'll be like WOAH buddy wrong hole.

PhLaXuS

PhLaXuS

Fort Lauderdale, FL
November 2005

JUL 22, 2006 10:15 AM

If you're going to do it, you have to start slow -- can't just slam it in there.

Sapphyre

sapphyre

I'm lost
February 2006

JUL 22, 2006 06:28 PM

Coreyyy said:
hahah one time i was doing my gf doggy style at a quick pace and everything and it randomly slipped out and BOOM right in the shitter. i didnt really notice anything for a few thrusts ( quick) until she pushed me off and curled up on her bed in the fetal position, whinned and grabbed her ass...it was then i knew what i had done...and i felt realllly bad lol



A guy once did that to me... i was crying and he felt so bad for it and I ended up feeling bad for crying and making him feel bad.

Vampirate

Vampirate

Durham, NC
October 2004

JUL 22, 2006 09:22 PM

Ubiquitous_Waz said:

Dallas said:
yes this has happened to me.
my boyfriend and i were doing it doggy.
and bam.
it was slammed into me.
ouch.



I have suddenly regained interest in this thread... inexplicable...

did you threaten to neuter your boyfriend if he ever did it again? Accidents are no excuse for violation of butthole sanctity! that's my stance and I'm stickin to it!



I'll stick it to ya and change your stance, big guy. wink Rawr.

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