Jerking off to Sg's

Use ointment on your burning bush, heathen.

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no more burning bush below......I had already trimmed even before the comments.....no ointment required......just razor lips......

I'm noticing alot of sleepy people actually on this thread......we are jacking off to SG's are we not????? Kinda hard to jack-off if you don't have a bushy cock or shaved cock or even a cock to jack-off in the first place right????? Maybe jacking off on a SG would have been a clearer topic for this discussion???? All I know is after looking at your profile pix Salome I really had the urge to jack-off and it just felt right to do.......since I do have a cock and you are a very HOT SG!!!!!!!!

Salami, no one asked you to click that spoiler.

okay okay okay.......now for some booty then.......

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Ah, come on, people, don't you all love that pseudo-rebellious "you're not the boss of me" attitude? It's kind of endearing, really.

And you can't say he's not learning. He's already putting his wang between spoiler tags.

I really luv this thread!!!!!!!!

Edea said:
How about I just read from the StarTrekEncyclopedia or the DungeonMastersGuide?

Ah, yes, the Succubus.

Man, it's sad I still remember the picture. And that was the first edition D&D Monster Manual. Have the pictures gotten more explicit as they've gone through, or are young boys not getting the breasts they used to? (Sadly, moved on to WoD and then systemless stuff.)

I remember that picture, too! And the other one(s) were from Deities and Demigods. Aphrodite, of course, but also every other Pantheon had a Goddess of Love. (Why were there no Gods of Love? Discuss. Although the short answer is all that stuff was written by men. Not the D&D guys, but the ancients who came up with this shit.)

And no, the artwork is less explicit, and generally not as good as I remember.

As for the SG's, some and some not. I"m more turned on by knowing a bit about a total stranger by reading journals, etc. But as far as sheer sexual thrill, it's the faces, many carry these smirky, "Fuck you, asshole, how lame are you, looking at porn rather than having a girl of your own!", that I like. Also, any one that is an outdoors one, because that takes alot of guts.

By the way, there used to be a two girl set where they are in a room reading the Players Handbook and start getting it on. I don't know if it's still on the site. I like that one, but the Dungeon Master's Guide would of course have been alot hotter.

Sorry to ramble.

yes to ayas sword set this morning