lions and tigers and the MONKEY ROCKER, oh my!

the wifey saw it on an infomercial in toronto! comments?

Looks pretty darned sweet, actually.

if we had the $800 to shell out, we'd definitely be getting one.

Reminds me of the guy that built a reciprocating attachment for his Fleshlight.

Why don't people just fuck anymore?

when husbands and wives are apart from each other for months at a time, it's nice to know there are things that can fill in. itch those hard to reach spots, as it were.

the people at bowflex never cease to amaze me.

Hahaha. I would probably fall off of that.

My grandma would love it.

yes, my wife said they seemed incredibly cool in the show she was watching.

that's pretty funny about the kid's question.

This thread should be called "special chair for grown-ups who like to be penetrated in a comfortable fashion".
That thing looks awesome.

Soon men will be obsolete,
replaced by mechanical fucking chairs
and robots who do the dishes....

An infomercial? Your kidding right?

Also, imagine my disappointment when the thread wasn't about a simian musician!!

To be honest, and hopefully without offering too much information...

I've got degenerative arthritis in my joints; my knees, hips, and hands are affected to varying ouchy degrees. Normal toy masturbation leads to horrible hip and wrist pain, and it's lovely to see something like that that would allow me to reclaim (to a wimpy degree) my "ruff rider" days, you know what I mean?

I wish I had the money.