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Lycoris

Lycoris

Toronto, ON
October 2005

APR 12, 2006 09:40 PM





ClD

ClD

Australia
February 2006

APR 12, 2006 09:44 PM

Lycoris said:



I'm in love!!
That would make a great tattoo.

Lycoris

Lycoris

Toronto, ON
October 2005

APR 12, 2006 10:39 PM

I really like this one by the same artist:



Look at this Neptune fountain in Bologna! Hot! biggrin

Xanippi

Xanippi

HOPEFUL

Richmond, VA

APR 12, 2006 10:49 PM



i really like how you can feel the sun with the gold paint
frown i wish i was a mermaid

Lycoris

Lycoris

Toronto, ON
October 2005

APR 26, 2006 08:17 PM





PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

AUG 05, 2009 11:34 PM

Fatality

Fatality

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

AUG 06, 2009 07:17 AM

yeah!

PICKLE_PUPPY

PICKLE_PUPPY

Calgary, AB
April 2009

AUG 06, 2009 11:32 AM

Lycoris said:
Desktop sized mermaid Dita, if you're interested! ARRR!!!



thanks for posting, looks great on my laptop!

CassyLee

CassyLee

Capon Bridge, WV
August 2007

AUG 06, 2009 12:19 PM

She's the hottest mermaid ever. Just sayin....

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Astroshock

Astroshock

I'm lost
August 2009

AUG 06, 2009 02:00 PM

Mermaids definitely are hotness!

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(Artwork by Raffaele Marinetti)

BrookieBay

BrookieBay

HOPEFUL

Whittier, CA

AUG 13, 2009 09:20 PM

I LOVE MERMAIDS!!!
my friends and me used to pretend we were mermaids in the pool hehe blush

Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

AUG 13, 2009 10:07 PM

this is awesome.

Luella_DeVille

Luella_DeVille

USA
April 2006

AUG 14, 2009 04:35 AM

BrookieBay said:
I LOVE MERMAIDS!!!
my friends and me used to pretend we were mermaids in the pool hehe blush



Same! biggrin

Nixon

Nixon

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

AUG 16, 2009 04:47 PM

IKCSmiley said:
How does one have sex with a mermaid?



That is traditionally refrred to as "The Mermaid Problem". I am cutting and pasting a blog I did on Starbucks and the Mermaid Problem.:

Wikipedia defines the Mermaid problem as: “an observation occasionally mentioned in literature, concerning the difficulty of having sexual intercourse with a mermaid”. Yep, that’s tough. It is just impossible to get into Ariel’s pants. However, as it turns out, back in the old days mermaid anatomy was a bit more sensible- many early mermaids are pictured with two tails, leaving space between them for a vagina. Just in case that wasn’t obvious enough for you, the standard pose for these mermaids was lying on their backs, split tails wrapped up over their heads in a way that I’ve see most often in parts of the Kama Sutra. Mermaid porn, as it were. The funny thing is, one of these spread-eagle sirens is so common amongst us that you are probably sitting near her right now. She’s been censored over the last few years, of course- you can probably only see her face. But if you’ve lived in the Northwest for a while, you may well be able to think WAAAY back, to when the Starbucks logo looked like this:


That’s right. Tits out, spread-eagled, and ready to jam out with her clam out.

Sadly, though, these days her tails are just at the edges of the design and her boobs are gone altogether.

Fuck you, Starbucks. I like porn with my coffee.





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Suri

Suri

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

AUG 17, 2009 11:03 AM

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my favorite mermaid, Dame Darcy



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sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

AUG 17, 2009 06:17 PM

now that you mention it, i believe i also like porn with my coffee

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

OCT 15, 2009 09:32 PM

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Cassiel

Cassiel

Aurora, CO
September 2004

OCT 16, 2009 10:33 AM

PaulNikon said:
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o hai

Icidy

Icidy

HOPEFUL

Italy

OCT 26, 2009 06:23 AM

wooow... is woderful to see this thread about mermaids..

They've got a very important sense for me...I've got a big mermaids tattoed on my arm smile A mermaid in extasy how is branding an electric guitar in her arms, a mermaid dancing in the power and on the waves of the sound of music....

Hope you like it smile

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Calico

Calico

New Zealand
April 2007

JAN 28, 2011 05:43 PM

Nixon said:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

IKCSmiley said:
How does one have sex with a mermaid?



That is traditionally refrred to as "The Mermaid Problem". I am cutting and pasting a blog I did on Starbucks and the Mermaid Problem.:

Wikipedia defines the Mermaid problem as: “an observation occasionally mentioned in literature, concerning the difficulty of having sexual intercourse with a mermaid”. Yep, that’s tough. It is just impossible to get into Ariel’s pants. However, as it turns out, back in the old days mermaid anatomy was a bit more sensible- many early mermaids are pictured with two tails, leaving space between them for a vagina. Just in case that wasn’t obvious enough for you, the standard pose for these mermaids was lying on their backs, split tails wrapped up over their heads in a way that I’ve see most often in parts of the Kama Sutra. Mermaid porn, as it were. The funny thing is, one of these spread-eagle sirens is so common amongst us that you are probably sitting near her right now. She’s been censored over the last few years, of course- you can probably only see her face. But if you’ve lived in the Northwest for a while, you may well be able to think WAAAY back, to when the Starbucks logo looked like this:


That’s right. Tits out, spread-eagled, and ready to jam out with her clam out.

Sadly, though, these days her tails are just at the edges of the design and her boobs are gone altogether.

Fuck you, Starbucks. I like porn with my coffee.





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I realize you must be up to your tail fins in marriage proposals, but every time I read one of your posts, I become more convinced you are the woman for me. If you're ever interested in New Zealand citizenship...

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