Most perverted thing ever said to you?

Homeless man comes up to 15 year old me. Pulls out a pair of dirty panties out of his pocket, looks at me while he smells them and says "you smell so good" I ran for the hills

LOL...I read this to my slave and she said if you're down with chickies you can always crash for the weekend. Cuz if I get some pussy she wants some too.


...lol...now you've got her going on about having a hot girl for the weekend. Ummm...so.....THANKS!



This is her.

hmm... i can only pick one??? thats too hard, ill just give you the password for my inbox

"It is just a swab, I have to get it from your uthera, let me just put the gel on my hands, and you..you drop your pants."
"uhm okay."
"If I could have you on the table please."

I later found out she was supposed to be wearing gloves.

this wasn't me, but a friend had a guy from her uni tell her out of the blue that he "fantasised about her.....being on top, naked and with glowing lights beaming behind her, watching her have an orgasm" they don't talk any more.

"you had me from the moment i first saw you in your winter school uniform, and that was a while ago. you have a lovely smile and i bet you taste good too"

Good perverted? Ummm... "If you were my sister, I'd do you." That was courtesy of my boyfriend and inspired by absolutely nothing related to what he said.

Bad perverted? I don't think I inspire perverts that much.

"I want to shrink you so I could put you in my pussy! Sort of like that Indian in the cupboard movie! You can live there!"

creepy.

-Cthulhu

"fuck me like my daddy did" she was a very disturbed girl

Gross, I was rolling my ass off and some cheesy looking guy with a trans-am with t-tops, thinking he was Miami Vice or something called me over to him. Well, I was rolling and figured he might have some more tabs, so i reluctantly walked over and then..... yucky !! He was totally serious and looked me dead in the eyes held out his hand and said, "Come with me, I'll be your Knight in shinning armor!", I couldn't help it, I busted out laughing and said sure, "Can I call you Lancelot, and maybe we can go see King Arthur "> hahahhahahhaha
Azreale

ooo ooo, even better, "Do me Lancelo....ooooooo. Maybe Lancelittle"

lots of stuff have happened to me but most recently i got was a comment in my truth box (you know the gay comment thing on myspace that doesnt let you see who wrote it). i get alot of comments like i like you, youre cute and yadda yadda, but someone left one that said "id really like to fuck you
and bust a nut in your mouth =]" the creepy thing is the sex didnt come up which means i prob dont know them. it just get creeped out knowing some guy i dont know is probably masterbating to my myspace pictures thinking about fucking me and cumming in my mouth. not cool.

Walking in a skeevy section of Brooklyn late night an huge African American man walks up behind me and states...

"I want to stick it in your white butt,"

once at work, a man asked me if i could show him a little squirt (because he knew i'm breastfeeding)
by the way, i work in a sex shop
and another time at work, a middle aged couple (maybe in their fifties) were buying a butt plug and i remarked "i own one of these! it's a great toy!" at which point they asked me to come home with them and show them how it's done

Really gross old drunk guy came up to me at a bar once, looked me up and down and then said "I bet you bang like a dunny door dontcha?"

I just got a really ridiculous vision of this



standing in a department store and saying that.

Funny enough, it happened during a wrestling match in high school. The guy on the other team was playing for another, other team.

I stepped on the mat with a guy who had pink wrestling shoes (and he wasn't a state champion, warning sign #1) We shook hands, the ref blew the whistle, and he looked me in the eyes and said "Okay, baby, how you want it?" I made it a point ot win the match quickly, but as I was pinning him he whispered in my ear "Is that all you got for me, Daddy?"

There was much hand sanitizer after that match.

"let's get married"

Perverted not scariest

Yesterday it was from a hooker who was walking on the street of my favorite dive bar,

"Every been gummed by a 24 year old?"

*mind bleach mind bleach*